Her Royal Spriteness
did i win yet?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2013)
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God Empress of Lush
Quote by naughtynurse
I clicked her banner and only got redirected to her profileno boobies insight....
Yes, there must be a law against this - making false advertising claims or something!
I'm just jealous cos I'm so non-technical-savvy. I wish now I'd paid more attention in ICT at school, instead of writing dirty stories about my friends...
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Matriarch
Quote by naughtyannie
I'm just jealous cos I'm so non-technical-savvy. I wish now I'd paid more attention in ICT at school, instead of writing dirty stories about my friends...
Check our her profile, they're hot stories!
Sprite - I see you've put your "most voted for avatar on the interwebs" back, so you're taking this comp seriously?
Matriarch
Early runners and riders:
/littlesister_
/racking
/abigailthornton
/aashleyy
/juliamckey
/ellie18
/hottiegurl6911
/littlesister_
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/aashleyy
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Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by Her Gullible Spriteness
did i win yet?
Why, yes you did as matter of fact...I posted the big announcement on my page earlier...it should be right next to the lesbian pajama party videos, for anyone who may be interested in that sort of thing...
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God Empress of Lush
Quote by DirtyMartini
Why, yes you did as matter of fact...I posted the big announcement on my page earlier...it should be right next to the lesbian pajama party videos, for anyone who may be interested in that sort of thing...
Lush Stories - DirtyMartini
http://www.lushstories.com/dirtymartini
Come on, this is the internet, haven't you got any grumpy cats or frogs or something?
Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by naughtyannie
Come on, this is the internet, haven't you got any grumpy cats or frogs or something?
Hmmm...you know, come to think of it, you are so correct...I really should know better...
I did add some really cool music videos...for instance, it looks like a certain potato we know may have a career as a rock star...
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by DirtyMartini
Why, yes you did as matter of fact...I posted the big announcement on my page earlier...it should be right next to the lesbian pajama party videos, for anyone who may be interested in that sort of thing...
Lush Stories - DirtyMartini
http://www.lushstories.com/dirtymartini
you have very nice breasts, Alan. when did you grow them?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by Her Royal Wise Ass Spriteness
you have very nice breasts, Alan. when did you grow them?
Ha Ha...actually, I picked them out of a potato field, if that makes any sense...if not, check out my page these days...
Yeah, I just had the urge to change my profile picture...no particular reason, just thought it might be nice to change things up a bit...
And btw...they're supposed to bounce a bit, or something...but, the bounce ain't working...speak to Gav for me, will ya? This is important stuff here...
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Matriarch
Alan, resize the animation to 150x150px.
If you don't, it's too large, the avatar gets resized, and the animation is lost. Uploading a file under the size limit, will keep the animation working.
If you don't, it's too large, the avatar gets resized, and the animation is lost. Uploading a file under the size limit, will keep the animation working.
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by nicola
Alan, resize the animation to 150x150px.
Hmmm, thanks Nic...btw, what would be the easiest way to resize it? Could I use Paint, for instance?
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You might want to do something about this loophole.
If you go to this site and link your profile from there, even if you're on the same account, it registers as a unique view every time you click it, I could just link my profile and click a million times a day, and they'd all be unique views.
If you go to this site and link your profile from there, even if you're on the same account, it registers as a unique view every time you click it, I could just link my profile and click a million times a day, and they'd all be unique views.
Matriarch
Quote by DirtyMartini
Hmmm, thanks Nic...btw, what would be the easiest way to resize it? Could I use Paint, for instance?
No, paint is for images, not animations.
I use Jasc Paintshop Pro 7.0, which you can get an old version free: http://www.oldversion.com/windows/paint-shop-pro/
It has "Animation Shop" built in, which resizes animations.
Here you go - everyone should make sure their animations are 150px or less, otherwise the inbuilt resizer program on lush, will create a still image instead:
Quote by Saga
I clearly need to change my avatar!!
I have the perfect avatar for you
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Saga
I clearly need to change my avatar!!
i'd be happy to lend you pictures of Trinket's arse if you'd like... just don't tell her i said anything ;)
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Zina
Typical. All women. Girls have all the fun
that's right, girlfriend, you should know!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by one_winged_angel
I have the perfect avatar for you
Oh don't you worry... I got pics I can use... Oh this could be fun. Lol
Quote by sprite
i'd be happy to lend you pictures of Trinket's arse if you'd like... just don't tell her i said anything ;)
She does have a very lovely ass!!
Maybe I need to post my own lol
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Saga
Oh don't you worry... I got pics I can use... Oh this could be fun. Lol
lol - i already clicked on your page, but post them anyway, do it for me!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Saga
She does have a very lovely ass!!
Maybe I need to post my own lol
i'm equal opportunity here - i'd be happy to promote your ass for you, Saga *gigglefit*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Matriarch
Please stop messaging me about how pageviews work, I have 18 ebooks to promote, and it's time consuming replying to people.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by summerjones
Ohhhh I should win this one easy lol, I'm considered the biggest whore I mean pic of the day video poser of them all ehhhh. Did I just say that ...
lol - as Nicola said, the shit really did just get real.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.