Announcing our Advent competition

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I'm wondering the same thing. Though I'm so childish that I want a badge! Right now my mind is a total blank. (pretty par for the course!)

Well, my slightly tongue-in-cheek story has been submitted. One thing I can say is that it is bang (or banging) on theme, if nothing else. Oh, I'm right with you, Shyexhibitionist. I mainly enter for the badge! 😊 🤣

I am now ready to begin reading and commenting on the other entries. 😀

wxt55uk well done. I'm writing just now, not very original and absolutely no expectations, but I really want that badge!! 🤣 Good Luck! X

Well I managed to concoct a Tale for the competition. Sadly its not Tranny with a Fanny as I’d hoped. More Tranny minus a Fanny!

I'd love your feedback on this fun fairy tale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎄🎅

Mine is underway... 'Getting A Chinese Take Away For One On Christmas Day'... absolutely a winner... may need some help to make sure I get the menu right please.

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Well I managed to concoct a Tale for the competition. Sadly its not Tranny with a Fanny as I’d hoped. More Tranny minus a Fanny!

I'd love your feedback on this fun fairy tale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎄🎅

Pft... where is the food in that image?

i thuoght of an idea. it's up for grabs to whoever donates money to a food bank. or... i might just come out of retirement. pondering.

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Pft... where is the food in that image?

Am I being dimmer than normal but I'm not getting this🙈 Have I missed something?

Having long believed that variety is the spice of life, I invite you all to a very different time and a very different place with my 'Advent' story, 'Mistress of All Masters.' See if you can guess who the speaker is before you get to the final line...

Mistress Of All Masters | Lush Stories

It's on my to do list! 🎄

oooh I finally have an idea I like! Hopefully I can get something out in time!

Well, poo. Done with story and don’t like it for this comp. I may submit as a regular story and hope I think of something better.

I read it to Butters and she showed me her tail.

The entries I’ve read so far are Fucktastic!

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Well, poo. Done with story and don’t like it for this comp. I may submit as a regular story and hope I think of something better.

I read it to Butters and she showed me her tail.

The entries I’ve read so far are Fucktastic!

Lol, the pussy showed you her ... well, that's not necessarily negative. Well done for having a story, I just have a title Gooning for Godot and the first 250 words. And a four year old who is so excited he may leave the planet sometime soon. So we will see if I have time to reflect on my favourite Beckett play and write a short sex story.

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i thuoght of an idea. it's up for grabs to whoever donates money to a food bank. or... i might just come out of retirement. pondering.

Out of retirement, right now. In case you are unclear of the right response, it's "Yes, Miss."

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i thuoght of an idea. it's up for grabs to whoever donates money to a food bank. or... i might just come out of retirement. pondering.

I would love to see you come out of retirement and write another "Ellie." 😜