Announcing our Advent competition

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I'm wondering the same thing. Though I'm so childish that I want a badge! Right now my mind is a total blank. (pretty par for the course!)

Well, my slightly tongue-in-cheek story has been submitted. One thing I can say is that it is bang (or banging) on theme, if nothing else. Oh, I'm right with you, Shyexhibitionist. I mainly enter for the badge! 😊 🤣

I am now ready to begin reading and commenting on the other entries. 😀

wxt55uk well done. I'm writing just now, not very original and absolutely no expectations, but I really want that badge!! 🤣 Good Luck! X

Well I managed to concoct a Tale for the competition. Sadly its not Tranny with a Fanny as I’d hoped. More Tranny minus a Fanny!

I'd love your feedback on this fun fairy tale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎄🎅

Mine is underway... 'Getting A Chinese Take Away For One On Christmas Day'... absolutely a winner... may need some help to make sure I get the menu right please.

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Well I managed to concoct a Tale for the competition. Sadly its not Tranny with a Fanny as I’d hoped. More Tranny minus a Fanny!

I'd love your feedback on this fun fairy tale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎄🎅

Pft... where is the food in that image?

i thuoght of an idea. it's up for grabs to whoever donates money to a food bank. or... i might just come out of retirement. pondering.

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Pft... where is the food in that image?

Am I being dimmer than normal but I'm not getting this🙈 Have I missed something?

Having long believed that variety is the spice of life, I invite you all to a very different time and a very different place with my 'Advent' story, 'Mistress of All Masters.' See if you can guess who the speaker is before you get to the final line...

Mistress Of All Masters | Lush Stories

It's on my to do list! 🎄

oooh I finally have an idea I like! Hopefully I can get something out in time!

Well, poo. Done with story and don’t like it for this comp. I may submit as a regular story and hope I think of something better.

I read it to Butters and she showed me her tail.

The entries I’ve read so far are Fucktastic!

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Well, poo. Done with story and don’t like it for this comp. I may submit as a regular story and hope I think of something better.

I read it to Butters and she showed me her tail.

The entries I’ve read so far are Fucktastic!

Lol, the pussy showed you her ... well, that's not necessarily negative. Well done for having a story, I just have a title Gooning for Godot and the first 250 words. And a four year old who is so excited he may leave the planet sometime soon. So we will see if I have time to reflect on my favourite Beckett play and write a short sex story.

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i thuoght of an idea. it's up for grabs to whoever donates money to a food bank. or... i might just come out of retirement. pondering.

Out of retirement, right now. In case you are unclear of the right response, it's "Yes, Miss."

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i thuoght of an idea. it's up for grabs to whoever donates money to a food bank. or... i might just come out of retirement. pondering.

I would love to see you come out of retirement and write another "Ellie." 😜

Submitted!

I reverted back to first one. Have a second I’ll publish outside comp. Word limit spanked my ass!

Merry Christmas, Lushies!

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Out of retirement, right now. In case you are unclear of the right response, it's "Yes, Miss."

lol good to see you back.

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Lol, the pussy showed you her ... well, that's not necessarily negative. Well done for having a story, I just have a title Gooning for Godot and the first 250 words. And a four year old who is so excited he may leave the planet sometime soon. So we will see if I have time to reflect on my favourite Beckett play and write a short sex story.

Hi, Annie! I hope the four-year-old lets you enter!

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i thuoght of an idea. it's up for grabs to whoever donates money to a food bank. or... i might just come out of retirement. pondering.

If you don’t enter, I make this face…

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If you don’t enter, I make this face…

now i am divided. i kinda want to see you make that face. of course, if you do, i'll want pics.

Dang, I just knew Kimmi was tempting fate with that one.

I have no idea what to do with this. Advent is a religious thing in my corner of reality but this place lends itself more to the secular, fun side of the holiday. Two ideas floating around in my head. Unfortunately, I kind of lost this weekend. Given the demise of Windows 10, we decided to replace my wife's desktop since it was technically too old to upgrade. The new box came this past week so I spent this weekend setting it up. Which, damn it, is my day job (well, was before I started hiring other people to do this kind of work). I am typing this message on the new computer so, yeah, that's done. Back to writing now, I hope.

I just squandered the first half of my day writing and submitting my entry, Spiked! I don't usually enter competitions, but I realized that this gave me a perfect opportunity to write up some sexy short stories that my on-again/off-again girlfriend has shared with me about her past employment, including being a live mannequin in a lingerie shop window one December. It's a fictional story overall, but every sub-story is true, and I love thinking about her naughty past while we are in off-again mode.

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Lol, the pussy showed you her ... well, that's not necessarily negative. Well done for having a story, I just have a title Gooning for Godot and the first 250 words. And a four year old who is so excited he may leave the planet sometime soon. So we will see if I have time to reflect on my favourite Beckett play and write a short sex story.

Gooning for Godot is harsh.. is that edging for ever?

I am winning this.

Dammit, who came up with 'Toy in a Boy'? It doesn't fit the tone of my story, but it would have certainly fit the subject matter!

I will be sending mine in soon. It will be called "Bree's Tree". Did I win yet?

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This should be good.

I'll sit back and watch this one.

Uh…I lied

With mine in, and 22 competition entries in total (and counting) published. It has given me the chance to enjoy reading, each one... There are already some excellent submissions (in my opinion). 😊

At a guess, it won't be far shy of a hundred entries by the time the competition closes. 🙄

First comp entry submitted! Elf on a Shelf, as promised.

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I will be sending mine in soon. It will be called "Bree's Tree". Did I win yet?

It depends on what Bree does with her, um, tree. 😈

I had one idea which was a Wankvent calendar but started writing and realised there is no way I could do it justice in 1500 words. Luckily the inspiration pervert in my brain is working overtime on Christmas and I've now settled on another idea I'm quite excited about. Just need a bit of teasing and polishing.