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Announcing our "Notorious" Story Competition

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Oh, Good Lord. THAT made me giggle.

Did you actually coin the drink's name, the VERBAL FURBALL?

Eww. Hard pass.


lol i started calling him Furball ages back and it just kind of caught on. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Oh, you are notorious, you sexy, sneaky lady.

500 votes, eh? If anyone can do it, you might be able to.

And yes, everyone should enter. Just for the fuck of it.

Damn, that's a good title for a future story...


Well, a girl can dream. Just for the fuck of it. ;)

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

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just for the fuck of it
maybe i'll suck a bit
your cock, i mean
though i don't want to demean
your brain, cause it's hot
wait, i don't mean your bod's not!
Yeah, just for the fuck of it
cause lately my luck is shit.

too late. get your own damn story title. smile


So we're doing it with poetry now?

If you've had enough bunny
Why not try something funny?
Please score my story
And bring me fame and glory.

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

Finally getting started on some reading of the Comp entries. Looks like we are going to see an outstanding number of stories. Not sure I agree this will be won on popularity but I'm sure curious how it turns out. A good opportunity for some of us to exercise our marketing skills.
I may be open to sexual favours in exchange for a vote.
Quote by naughtyannie


So we're doing it with poetry now?

If you've had enough bunny
Why not try something funny?
Please score my story
And bring me fame and glory.



New contest! LOL


I'd love it if you read my story for the Notorious Competition.

The Temptress of Tanner Street
Quote by LYFBUZ
Finally getting started on some reading of the Comp entries. Looks like we are going to see an outstanding number of stories. Not sure I agree this will be won on popularity but I'm sure curious how it turns out. A good opportunity for some of us to exercise our marketing skills.
I may be open to sexual favours in exchange for a vote.


What are you into? I'd be happy to fulfill a few fantasies in exchange. ;) lol


I'd love it if you read my story for the Notorious Competition.

The Temptress of Tanner Street
Quote by LYFBUZ
Finally getting started on some reading of the Comp entries. Looks like we are going to see an outstanding number of stories. Not sure I agree this will be won on popularity but I'm sure curious how it turns out. A good opportunity for some of us to exercise our marketing skills.
I may be open to sexual favours in exchange for a vote.


Only "may"? *raises eyebrows* Are you sick or something?
Quote by StephTaylor


Are you scared you'll not win. With an attitude like that I guess that makes you unpopular too.
I think its a great idea.


Thanks for the feedback. No - I’m not scared I don’t win - even if this wasn’t a popularity contest I know that there are so many brilliant writers on here that I have to be at my very best to even get into the ‘also worth a mention’ section.
And you’re right - I’m not the most popular around here - if I wanted to court popularity I would be writing flash rather than multi-part classic sci-fi erotica.
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we thought we'd have a little fun with this one and use it too encourage people who don't normally enter the comps for the exact same reason, that its pointless. it's a one off and, if we get good feedback, we'll probably do once a year around this time. and no, it's NOT just a fucking popularity contest. you still have to do a bit of work with the writing a story and all that. i bet that, if you go read some of the entries, you'll see that people are taking that part seriously - there's some very well written flash coming out of this.



Kinda makes sense. Kinda.
I guess everything feels personal when you’re having a shitty time.
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Please do enter! I promise to read yours.

And score it. ?


Thanks Naughty - I promise to bear that in mind if I can come up with an idea.

And I promise to read and score yours if I do. ?
Quote by GoNE68
So really this is just a fucking popularity contest? Thanks for making it a futile and pointless exercise for 99% of us.



If you enter, I'm sure most of us will comment and vote on your story smile We are ( Or at least most ) trying to be really supportive of each other. Also its a really fun contest.

So I promise I'll be one of those that that'll vote on your story :)
I have several things to say.

Nicola, thank you very much for this site and the competitions. (Note how seriously I take brown-nosing.)

This is a wonderful comp, even if I don't understand how we are to be rated.

Everyone who can write should enter. You don't have to be a great writer, Just do the best you can.

Sprite, I am glad to see you got the box. I ordered it weeks ago.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

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I have several things to say.

Nicola, thank you very much for this site and the competitions. (Note how seriously I take brown-nosing.)

This is a wonderful comp, even if I don't understand how we are to be rated.

Everyone who can write should enter. You don't have to be a great writer, Just do the best you can.

Sprite, I am glad to see you got the box. I ordered it weeks ago.


you do know i asked for a red one, right? *sighs* I guess i can paint it... ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by AliceDee


What are you into? I'd be happy to fulfill a few fantasies in exchange. ;) lol


I have a list. A long list of infinite debauchery. And I'm inviting Sprite.
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I have a list. A long list of infinite debauchery. And I'm inviting Sprite.


you're gonna get kind of bored just standing around doing nothing.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Finally, I am a very good writer. Not the best, but very good. I have written the best blowjob in this competition, bar none.


I think we need a blow-off between Cindy in my story and your protagonist. Cindy takes nine inches, and has capacity for more. ?????? And she has huge norks. ?
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-how-to-get-on-in-the-movies-.aspx

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

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I think we need a blow-off between Cindy in my story and your protagonist. Cindy takes nine inches, and has capacity for more. ?????? And she has huge norks. ?
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-how-to-get-on-in-the-movies-.aspx


Norks, you went there Annie.

Naughty, naughty, here was I thinking that it was an Australian expression and it was this Annie's birthright to use Australian slang to shamelessly self promote. Now while we are on the subject of norks, I think you will find that Ned Kelly's are way more impressive and so worth you all dragging your eyes from Cindy's and taking a look.

For ease of reference I attach a link to a pic of the more impressive norks. And while you are there have a quick read, press the five button and leave a comment along the lines of, great story Annie.


https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-notorious-ned-kelly-australias.aspx

Do check out my latest story: Emma's Examinations

And my other stories, including 5 EPs, 24 RR's, and 15 competition top 10's including my pride competition winner: On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls

Ladies, ladies, ladies........please.

Take a seat in my office and have a rest. Have a cuppa and soothe your throats. Obviously they are being stretched with all this banter....but let's face it. You are dealing with Melissa, a cock sucking, pussy clenching swallower, that in my story, is taking a huge cock down her throat while the man pulls at the bun of hair on the top of her head and another is plummeting her depths.

Cone on, this girl has more balls than all of your characters put together.

So, on that note, everyone down to the office to sample Melissa's delights. No holes barred.

Link is below. A 5 is obligatory, and don't forget to leave Melissa your calling card. That includes you sprite, Nicola, and gav. So come on. Get your arses down to the office.

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!

Ooo, that's fighting talk, that is. Cindy says she's on her way to Rump's right now, and she's gagging for it.

And she says any of the ladies will find that her tongue is long and flexible too...

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

87 votes in....

After a slight breakdown.....I got even more votes.

Still have the 2nd most viewed competition piece.

I’m still in it to win it.

I’m still the girl with 10,677,268 million views...lushies like my dirty pen....

So come and help a Jersey girl out.

I have enough loyal fans to get me there. If I win....I'll Show you what I look like. But.....I MUST WIN.

Let’s do it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-groupie-sex-.aspx

Hugs and licks,
Mysteria
Xo
Mysteria is lovely, and she's got way more story views than me.

I may be behind - but what a behind it is!

And I have lots of sweet friends and followers too.

So let's make this a fun fight to the finish.

Come and read my story, and give it a score.

And earn the gratitude of this naughty English girl.

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

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87 votes in....

After a slight breakdown.....I got even more votes

I have enough loyal fans to get me there. If I win....I'll Show you what I look like. But.....I MUST WIN.

Hugs and licks,
Mysteria
Xo


Pardon my French, but how is this an incentive?

Sounds more like something nightmares are made of.

Glad to see you back in the saddle, you grumpy old bag. You did say I could call you anything. I wonder what your next whoring attention platform shall entail. Maybe those Trump tribute squirts that someone took via hacking your webcam. Lady, I must say, you have range. The volunteer fire department could utilize your services.

Seriously, glad you’re back... ... for the day, at least.

M.E.G.A., this competition’s eventual winner, now has 70 votes.

I suspect Vanessa is closer to your number, with Annie, Curvy, and a few others close behind.

Until your next meltdown...
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M.E.G.A., this competition’s eventual winner, now has 70 votes.



Yeah but 87 or 70 or even 100 votes with an average of 1 is not going to crack this nut!

My votes have just rocketed. I told a group of friends on facebook just before the weekend (dirty minded friends that is) and they have all created an account and voted. I know they have all given the story a 5. And my twitter feed #MelissaFucksTheOffice is doing great too.

So come one you lot - catch up!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!

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Yeah but 87 or 70 or even 100 votes with an average of 1 is not going to crack this nut!

My votes have just rocketed. I told a group of friends on facebook just before the weekend (dirty minded friends that is) and they have all created an account and voted. I know they have all given the story a 5. And my twitter feed #MelissaFucksTheOffice is doing great too.

So come one you lot - catch up!



I think I have 4.89ish.

I’m not out darkside. I haven’t even gotten to Facebook...I have thousands of friends.

Hugs,
Mysteria
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I think I have 4.89ish.

I’m not out darkside. I haven’t even gotten to Facebook...I have thousands of friends.

Hugs,
Mysteria


I've no idea what scores I've been getting - how can you tell?

??? Annie

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

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I've no idea what scores I've been getting - how can you tell?

??? Annie


It will be in your timeline Annie. Just tells you what score you have it doesn't tell you whether they have been fives, fours etc.

I may have forgotten to add but, the Office is open 24/7 should you want to pop down. It's not a normal 9-5 but then Melissa is not normal - is she!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!