I was in London this weekend so I popped in to have a quick word with the queen. Apparently she's a big fan of lush and she agreed to support my need in winning this competing. She's so kind.
Anyway, she's having a quiet word with the prime minister, telling her that all house of commons MPs should vote for my story as it's more likely to get me to the winning post and more favourable than any Brexit deal that's currently on the table.
I completely agreed with her.
Queenie (that's my pet name for her), the links below. Enjoy.
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
101 votes in.....If I had a 5 going on.....
I'd win.
However, nobody has a five.
Hugs,
Mysteria
xo