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clum
Clumeleon
Quote by ejg3
it would be better if mods and friends of mods didn't participate .. wouldn't fell like it is rigged and everybody feels like that have a chance ..but good luck and God bless everyone


The last four competitions were won by non-moderators.

And disqualifying anyone who is a friend of a moderators takes out a huge proportion of the site's active writing membership. Plus, it doesn't even make sense because not all mods are on the judging panel, and not everyone on the judging panel is a mod.

So, I'm sorry that you feel it is "rigged" (truly), but it's not. Simple.
laura
Mana wahine
Excellent, I am so much looking forward to this competition. I have a few ideas forming already.xC00VPiqhlKU94s0
avrgblkgrl
In-House Sapiosexual
Quote by nicola
For the purposes of this competition, please don't consider dancing a sport.

Incredibly, 71% of people believe it is, in this poll.

The Highland Fling qualifies, but we are primarily after the widely viewed Olympic type sporting events / scenarios.


Bummer, I had already started one with a Ballerina.
? A True Story ?
clum
Clumeleon
Golf is in the Olympics this year (if any of the players actually show up), but that is not a sport.

And I'm not opening that up for debate, because if you think golf is a sport, you're wrong. It's a good walked spoiled.
avrgblkgrl
In-House Sapiosexual
Quote by clum
It's a good walked spoiled.


Mark Twain ain't never lied. Or, as G.K. Chesterton suggests, it's an expensive game of adult marbles. But I do so enjoy shopping for my little outfits and bogarting the carts.
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clum
Clumeleon
I'm really hoping for some punny titles for this comp, too. Some suggestions:

Mixed Doubles (tennis-themed swingers party)
Triple Hump (get it?)
Bi-Athalon (in the bisexual category)
Extra Time (in football/soccer... gotta be something there?)
Taekwondorgasm (okay, I'm struggling now, but I'll be back)

EDIT: I've got more.

Anything to do with paddles (table tennis BDSM)
Not Out (about the closeted cricketer)
The Cum-anachd Club (shinty? anyone?) OR I Caman Her Tits
New Balls, Please
Pole Vaulting (too easy?)
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
Quote by clum
Golf is in the Olympics this year (if any of the players actually show up), but that is not a sport.

And I'm not opening that up for debate, because if you think golf is a sport, you're wrong. It's a good walked spoiled.


Golf is a trust fund leisure activity.

FOOT golf, however, is mad fucking fun.

As is put put. Until it turns violent.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by ejg3
it would be better if mods and friends of mods didn't participate .. wouldn't fell like it is rigged and everybody feels like that have a chance ..but good luck and God bless everyone


Have you ever heard of sour grapes? If Mods & friends of Mods didn't participate... there would be almost no entries. Instead of being bitter... trying writing a great story. I suggest you find someone to proofread your story before you submit so any silly errors can be found. You'd be amazed what a fresh pair of eyes can find that you didn't see.

Bottom line... if you don't like the comps... don't enter.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by clum
Golf is in the Olympics this year (if any of the players actually show up), but that is not a sport.

And I'm not opening that up for debate, because if you think golf is a sport, you're wrong. It's a good walked spoiled.


I couldn't agree more that golf is not a sport, but a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain so had that right.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by NymphWriter


Have you ever heard of sour grapes? If Mods & friends of Mods didn't participate... there would be almost no entries. Instead of being bitter... trying writing a great story. I suggest you find someone to proofread your story before you submit so any silly errors can be found. You'd be amazed what a fresh pair of eyes can find that you didn't see.

Bottom line... if you don't like the comps... don't enter.
oh don't have sour grape I just pay attention ..everyone who writes here are geniuses ..I don't write ..I just observe .. not bitter either ..bitterness is a wasted unnecessary emotion ..God bless all of you
Unknown User
Quote by ejg3
oh don't have sour grape I just pay attention ..everyone who writes here are geniuses ..I don't write ..I just observe .. not bitter either ..bitterness is a wasted unnecessary emotion ..God bless all of you


I didn't see anything that was sour but you know how it is. Make a statement that goes against the "norm" and it is taken in a bad way.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by ejg3
oh don't have sour grape I just pay attention ..everyone who writes here are geniuses ..I don't write ..I just observe .. not bitter either ..bitterness is a wasted unnecessary emotion ..God bless all of you


Then why would you say you think it's better if mods & their friends don't participate? Did it ever occur to you that the Mods were picked for a reason? Even Clum called you out on this, not that you bothered to respond to him for whatever reason. The comps aren't rigged and if you really think they are then PM Nicola with your concerns.

Your sarcasm is truly unnecessary. Not everyone who writes here is a genius... but there are a lot of highly talented writers who have great ideas and a good proofreader or two.

Maybe when you "observe" you can learn to pay better attention. Despite what others say, you came across as bitter to me.
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by clum
I'm really hoping for some punny titles for this comp, too. Some suggestions:

Mixed Doubles (tennis-themed swingers party)


Hey! This title's already taken!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/mixed-doubles.aspx

I'm sorry now I didn't use it more imaginatively...

But there is a John McEnroe "joke" in the very first line!

Annie x (not a mod or real-life friend of one)

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by ejg3
everyone who writes here are geniuses
Guest
Lurker
Quote by NymphWriter


Then why would you say you think it's better if mods & their friends don't participate? Did it ever occur to you that the Mods were picked for a reason? Even Clum called you out on this, not that you bothered to respond to him for whatever reason. The comps aren't rigged and if you really think they are then PM Nicola with your concerns.

Your sarcasm is truly unnecessary. Not everyone who writes here is a genius... but there are a lot of highly talented writers who have great ideas and a good proofreader or two.

Maybe when you "observe" you can learn to pay better attention. Despite what others say, you came across as bitter to me.
well maybe genius was the wrong word ..but I didn't mean to appear bitter or with sarcasm .. this is just a social site not important in the real scheme of things ..again apologies to you for any offense God bless you
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by ejg3
well maybe genius was the wrong word ..but I didn't mean to appear bitter or with sarcasm .. this is just a social site not important in the real scheme of things ..again apologies to you for any offense God bless you


Apology accepted.
nicola
Matriarch
We've had some excellent entries so far.

I'm not sure I like this new Olympic event though

Unknown User
Quote by nicola
We've had some excellent entries so far.

I'm not sure I like this new Olympic event though



Looks like something out of 101 Uses for a Dead Cat (if you remember that book from the eighties). And the USA? Get real. Canada is the curling capital of the Western Hemisphere and dontcha forget it.
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by seeker4
Canada is the curling capital of the Western Hemisphere and dontcha forget it.


I was about to argue Scotland's claim to that title (yes, we're in the Western Hemisphere, just), but a little research shows that, in fact, you are correct.

Damn. We're good at so few things.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by clum


I was about to argue Scotland's claim to that title (yes, we're in the Western Hemisphere, just), but a little research shows that, in fact, you are correct.

Damn. We're good at so few things.


nobody rocks a kilt like you, tho. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by avrgblkgrl


Bummer, I had already started one with a Ballerina.


make her a rugby playing ballerina! it'd be awesome!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Unknown User
Quote by clum


I was about to argue Scotland's claim to that title (yes, we're in the Western Hemisphere, just), but a little research shows that, in fact, you are correct.

Damn. We're good at so few things.


I actually forgot that you Scots squeak across the line into our hemisphere else I might not have said that. To be fair, the popularity of curling here likely has a lot to do with the large number of Scots who helped found this country (e.g. Sir John A. Macdonald, our first PM, was born in Glasgow). My grandfather and father were both curlers but, save for one cousin who works as an ice maker at a couple clubs (and his wife runs the office at one of them), the sport has kind of died out in my generation of the family.
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by seeker4
I actually forgot that you Scots squeak across the line into our hemisphere else I might not have said that.


I had to double check. Parts of the UK are in the east, but we lean westward.

Quote by seeker4
To be fair, the popularity of curling here likely has a lot to do with the large number of Scots who helped found this country (e.g. Sir John A. Macdonald, our first PM, was born in Glasgow). My grandfather and father were both curlers but, save for one cousin who works as an ice maker at a couple clubs (and his wife runs the office at one of them), the sport has kind of died out in my generation of the family.


Yeah, Canada probably has more Scots than Scotland.

The only person I ever knew to curl was my mum's ex-husband. I don't think he ever kept it up though. It's certainly not something that runs in my family. Heck, no one runs in my family!

(My dad is actually a keen runner, but I liked the joke.)
nicola
Matriarch
Thank you for the bump Buz!
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Dammit! We bought a house and had to move so I never got two minutes to write. Oh well... good luck to all those who wrote what I'm sure are awesome fucking stories (pun intended) and I can't wait to see who won.