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Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!

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Quote by stephanie
I'd enter myself but I still think holding hands at the movies is pretty hardcore...


I'll bet you're the kinda guy who cuts holes in the bottom of popcorn boxes.

Steph: "Actually... only the XL size manages to conceal the whole thing, and I'll be FUCKED if I'm gonna spend six and a half quid on a box of popcorn!"

L xx
Quote by Liz


I'll bet you're the kinda guy who cuts holes in the bottom of popcorn boxes.

Steph: "Actually... only the XL size manages to conceal the whole thing, and I'll be FUCKED if I'm gonna spend six and a half quid on a box of popcorn!"

L xx



Let's look at what has ACTUALLY happened here...

Puppy-Dog-Eyed STEPHEN with his waggly tail and doomed demeanour makes a BATETHIC if endearing post and the SAPPHIC TODDLER turns it into a piece of crude smut. Just so we're clear...

xx SF

liz: "I should edit you. You'd get more hits if I edited you. Honest."

Me: "HATRED!"

liz: "THEY LOVE CRUDE SMUT!!!"

Me: "SEETHING HATRED!"

liz: "I'm in my white knickers with the rainbow dots today... Such a pity I hate boys and especially very old ones and YOU in particular..."

Me: "HEAD EXPLODES!"


Some great entries coming in thick and fast now. =d>
Quote by avrgblkgrl
I think that I've come up with something that might work and I'm so excited. Of course the challenge for me is that I'm so sweetly innocent and absolutely wholesome that I may not be able to come up with something "deep and dirty" enough.


Of course you can! I love your stories and believe me, when you start writing dirty, it carries you away. Looking forward to your entry.
Mine and Sprite's posted back-to-back LOL

Good Will ---|--- Three Alarm <= Both almost famous, give them a read and get them one step closer!

Quote by RejectReality
Mine and Sprite's posted back-to-back LOL


I saw that! couldn't have planned it like that - priceless, right? smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by sprite


*sighs* remind me not to be drinking while reading your posts. there's orange juice all over the screen of my laptop...


Quote by Coco


That's some funny shit right there... lol


Licks tongue out at both of you
, flicks it and then whispers, "If you move closer, I'll show you how well it works."





Quote by SITTING


Of course you can! I love your stories and believe me, when you start writing dirty, it carries you away. Looking forward to your entry.


Thank you sweetie. You are the only one that sees my wholesomeness for the challenge that it is.
? A True Story ?
Quote by ChuckEPoo
After I saw Sprite, Buz and Nymphwriter entered I thought why bother. But I'll probably enter to just prove I'm a hopeless optimist.


oh, shush - you have just as much a chance of winning as anyone. i always give comps my best shot, even if i know there's no chance in hell i'll win - my last one didn't even place, for the record, in the top 10 smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by sprite


oh, shush - you have just as much a chance of winning as anyone. i always give comps my best shot, even if i know there's no chance in hell i'll win - my last one didn't even place, for the record, in the top 10 smile


Yeah yeah yeah... I read yours. I pretty much can guarantee a win, place, or show. Let's face it. There are the elite authors and the wannabe authors. I'm in the latter category.

Seriously, you can really write and deserve all the accolades you've earned. My goal is not to win awards or competitions but to improve my skills and I'm having fun trying.
Quote by ChuckEPoo

My goal is not to win awards or competitions but to improve my skills and I'm having fun trying.


then you're already won, in my book. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by ChuckEPoo


Yeah yeah yeah... I read yours. I pretty much can guarantee a win, place, or show. Let's face it. There are the elite authors and the wannabe authors. I'm in the latter category.

Seriously, you can really write and deserve all the accolades you've earned. My goal is not to win awards or competitions but to improve my skills and I'm having fun trying.


I'm an ELITE Lush Writer... (Never had a SNIFF of a Comp Place...)

In Fact, once I entered a Comp and they said, "Look, you didn't place but can you help us judge the good ones?" Fucking Bastards...

Everyone is a wannabe author, BTW... (Even me!) *Laughs!*

The readers decide and that's how it should work.

xx SF
Rach: Steph, are we gonna get into another dust up?

Steph: What are you even talking about, Rae? I have no idea. Perfectly innocent post.

Rach: Not talking about your post. You were banging on my door at 4 in the morning again last night, serenading my wife.

Steph: I was not! I was in bed, asleep.

Rach: Well, whoever it was attempted to rhyme 'lovely breasts' with 'dying breaths'.

Steph: That does sound a bit like me, come to think of it...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by sprite
Rach: Steph, are we gonna get into another dust up?

Steph: What are you even talking about, Rae? I have no idea. Perfectly innocent post.

Rach: Not talking about your post. You were banging on my door at 4 in the morning again last night, serenading my wife.

Steph: I was not! I was in bed, asleep.

Rach: Well, whoever it was attempted to rhyme 'lovely breasts' with 'dying breaths'.

Steph: That does sound a bit like me, come to think of it...


Rachel is clever enough to make a POETRY joke... (Which normally I'd appreciate...)

But once again, it's ALL-OUT war...

xx SF
Quote by stephanie


Rachel is clever enough to make a POETRY joke... (Which normally I'd appreciate...)

But once again, it's ALL-OUT war...

xx SF


lol - who fired the first shot this time? it wasn't me, unless you're still mad about me bouncing that shoe off your noggin, if it WAS you, early this morning. sounded like a tom cat with it's tail caught. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by sprite
10,084 words. fuck me. *sighs* editing time...


My understanding of your comment would be - oh my I am 84 words over the competition limit! So why then did it end up at 216 words over....just askin!!
Quote by sprite
10,084 words. fuck me. *sighs* editing time...


I'm pushing past 6,500 and I pretty much since have the "biggish" sex scene left, plus the...epilogue of sorts.

And you went 200 over.

Regardless, mine might be nonsensical drivel at this point anyway...

But remember, I'm coming after you when this eyesore is finished to see if I should bother posting.
A little over a week left before the deadline. Get moving folks!

Quote by MadMartigan


I'm pushing past 6,500 and I pretty much since have the "biggish" sex scene left, plus the...epilogue of sorts.

And you went 200 over.

Regardless, mine might be nonsensical drivel at this point anyway...

But remember, I'm coming after you when this eyesore is finished to see if I should bother posting.


Mine was really long too. I think hardcore kinda forces you to write and write and write and sweat and write...
Mine took on a life of it's own and ended up being the third longest story I've assigned to this pen name to date. ( I have three pen names. All my stories are posted under this name here because that's the only option, but I still think of them as separate )

Good Will ---|--- Three Alarm <= Both almost famous, give them a read and get them one step closer!

ugh.... I'd have loved to have entered this one. But SOAP notes, and video posts are killing my time for writing sad Someday....
Quote by ChuckEPoo
After I saw Sprite, Buz and Nymphwriter entered I thought why bother. But I'll probably enter to just prove I'm a hopeless optimist.


You can't use me as an excuse not to, I've never cracked the Top 3. I did come in 4th once and that story is over 60,000 views now, so it IS worth entering. The comp is a good one to put everything you've got into, push your skill to the max and try to surpass anything you've done before. Put 100% of your heart, soul and libido into and have fun writing it and that will show. Proof, proof and get another person to proof and submit it as perfect as you can make it. Then no matter what, you'll be proud of it, you will have done your duty to yourself and to the readers.
Quote by Buz


You can't use me as an excuse not to, I've never cracked the Top 3. I did come in 4th once and that story is over 60,000 views now, so it IS worth entering. The comp is a good one to put everything you've got into, push your skill to the max and try to surpass anything you've done before. Put 100% of your heart, soul and libido into and have fun writing it and that will show. Proof, proof and get another person to proof and submit it as perfect as you can make it. Then no matter what, you'll be proud of it, you will have done your duty to yourself and to the readers.


You are of course correct.
Did I win yet, or nah?

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall


Quote by Dani
Did I win yet, or nah?


It's a hardcore competition. Not hardass.
Quote by Magical_felix


It's a hardcore competition. Not hardass.


Where's your entry smarty pants cat?
Quote by Magical_felix


It's a hardcore competition. Not hardass.



Quote by nicola


Where's your entry smarty pants cat?


Yeah, I'm still waiting!
Quote by nicola


Where's your entry smarty pants cat?


Quote by SITTING


Yeah, I'm still waiting!


My dog ate my computer sad
Quote by Magical_felix


My dog ate my computer sad


Seriously, though. When are we gonna see something new and wonderfully unromantic from you? No pressure. ;)
Quote by Magical_felix


My dog ate my computer sad


There's something called pet food. Maybe its high time to get some.