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Dancewithme
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come, do it! i can take it - and no, nothing you say will be held against you. DOOO IT! please? smile


I would tell you to sing "These Boots Were Made for Walkin" as you wear them wherever you are going with them.

Edited just because I wanted to.
ShamelessFlirt
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The ultimate abuse would be to have a with no clue about you say something, wouldn't it?

Or would that say more about the desperately trying to fit in??

I see the trap you've laid! Well I'm here and you probably have no idea what to make of this but I've gone this far so I guess I have to say something...

Ummm, Nice boots! I seem to have mussed the point, you said abuse ...


What kind of car do short people drive??

A "mini-van"


Nice meeting you, now get someone to approve my stuff
RumpleForeskin
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Flirt, something tells me you're gonna fit in jes' fine. ;)

Stop by Rumplations (in The Pub forum) for a free cyber drink and a chance to view the actual throne of 'Her Royal Spriteness'.

As for abuse, what about: The Sprite unit suffers from both split infinitives and split ends.

BTW, the correct answer to your question is: Mini Cooper, not mini-van...imo.

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noll
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Why don't you all just give that crazy ass bitch what she deserves, you bunch of peace lovin' hippies?


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noll
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If you don't think she deserves to be stalked by random newb's for no apparent reason then people are going to question your sanity more than they do at present.


I was not aware of any stalking efforts. Continue.


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noll
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It's not so much an "effort" as an involuntary reaction to cute things in tiny packages.


Sounds like you're a pro.


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Just_A_Guy_You_Know
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Why don't you all just give that crazy ass bitch what she deserves, you bunch of peace lovin' hippies?


Sprite couldn't outrun a Ferrari, and she can only hold her breath for maybe ninety seconds, tops. Her math skills are abysmally inferior to those of my computer. She finds it difficult to locate objects in the dark with her built-in sonar (any bat could do that). She requires the assistance of airplanes if she wants to fly. She couldn't even survive on her own on the surface of Mercury. Sprite has never paid any taxes in Armenia or Uruguay. She's a bacterial mass murderer. She has significantly fewer appendages than a typical Hindu goddess. When she jumps up, she only comes back down again. You can't build a boat out of her. In Japan, she's considered illiterate. And she's done nothing to stem the flow of illegal immigrants across borders (not just the American border, either, but any border anywhere).

Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.

WellMadeMale
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
NymphWriter
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come, do it! i can take it - and no, nothing you say will be held against you. DOOO IT! please? smile


sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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First I heaped abuse on mods, and then I was made one. G-d knows what would happen if I were to heap abuse on Sprite. Wake up short, blonde, childless and find my vehicle to be a blue Ford Ranger? So no, I'll pass.


you'll also be imbued with so much sexy that you'll have to beat off people with a baseball bat.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Only a hussy would do cartwheels when not wearing panties!


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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

NymphWriter
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Unicorn murdering bitch!
Beffer
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She sent me her dirty panties, and... Ewwwwwww...
kylie_kained
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She sent me her dirty panties, and... Ewwwwwww...


the ones she sent me walked out through the door sideways
Liz
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Sprite smells like a gerbil.

And she's got designs on my woman! Hands off, tutti-frutti.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Sprite smells like a gerbil.

And she's got designs on my woman! Hands off, tutti-frutti.


if you'd ever seen her girl, you'd understand *drools all over self*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

LYFBUZ
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Thinks she's batgirl
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Thinks she's batgirl


this is the abuse thread. sheesh. you Canadians can't do anything right...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Emily260
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This has gone on long enough. Close the thread before you read about your crazy arsed tentacle sex toys choking the apes. I will ask your throne usurper to guide my path. Get your arse to school madam! You have millions to corru.. help. I'll even drown a cat in your honour if you don't fucking pass. Thanks for the reminder, LYFBUZ, need to read batgirl x
sprite
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Thanks for the reminder, LYFBUZ, need to read batgirl x


Read the Steph Brown version by Bryan Q Miller if you do. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Emily260
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Read the Steph Brown version by Bryan Q Miller if you do. smile


I was thinking about the old Buz forum signature story. Oh well, sigh. You're doing a lush author out of a read. That is all.
Liz
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Sprite is a monster. This is why we don't invite her over to our place anymore.