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Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
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Unicorn Wrangler
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Maybe a new story tag?...'Little dick Obama gets cucked by Clinton and a huge cock Tea Partier.'
I not really know anything about them, but read this somewhere, it was funny...smile
Save this shit for The Think Tank... or your comp entry.
Active Ink Slinger
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I really really REALLY hope the announcement isn't sprite's cat is taking over lush for a week or some shit like that.
Just saying.
LOL Yes, wouldn’t that be something if that was the case after all this time. You will have to admit, it sure has created some interest and a great deal of activity for this thread. The one time Nicola appeared here, even she didn’t seem to know what Sprite had in mind, though I don’t believe that for a second. I’m quite sure they are in cahoots with each other and have cooked up this evil scheme to keep all of us on the edge of our seats. Just be thankful she didn’t start the countdown at 21, or some other horrendously high number. I’ve noticed something else too, usually Sprite is quite active and vocal in these threads, but this time, nothing, suddenly complete silence. That is a wonderful tactic if you want to build suspense and mystery, and as we are seeing, she is a master at doing that.
Sprite, I’ve always liked and greatly admired you and thought you were an angel. Now I see there is definitely another side to your personality. There is a little bit of devilment in you. You are REALLY enjoying this suspense, aren’t you? I can see you sitting back, your arms folded, grinning from ear to ear as you read the comments and tantalize us further by only indicating the number of days left, all the while giving no further clues. As a previous reader remarked several days ago, you are having way too much fun with this. As much as I hate to admit it, if this was your idea, I do admire you and love your sense of humor.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.
www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.
www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
Her Royal Spriteness
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Troublemaker
This is one of Sprite's nefarious tricks; clearly the Stupendous post has already been made in the thread.
Raised on Blackroot
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This is one of Sprite's nefarious tricks; clearly the Stupendous post has already been made in the thread.
Obviously the special announcement was the eventual sharing of that bangin' booty of hers.
High Lord of Darkness
We must be nearing 3 by now. It's been 3 days of me waiting for my comp entry to be validated. Perhaps it will get published in 3 more days.
That's what you're all waiting for - what a treat you have in store.
But how did Sprite know it would take 10 days anyway?
That's what you're all waiting for - what a treat you have in store.
But how did Sprite know it would take 10 days anyway?
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
Raised on Blackroot
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OMG, G! Are you trying to blind us all? LMAO.
Blind?
That shit is seizure inducing and should be removed.
Her Royal Spriteness
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Active Ink Slinger
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We must be nearing 3 by now. It's been 3 days of me waiting for my comp entry to be validated. Perhaps it will get published in 3 more days.
That's what you're all waiting for - what a treat you have in store.
But how did Sprite know it would take 10 days anyway?
Well, well, well... THAT'S where you've been! Phew. Thought you had convinced your wife to meet the other 'interviewees' ?
Looking forward to it. More shameless plugging and bitching will ensue, hehehehehe! If sprite is doling out the punishments, can I watch? Pleeeeeese? Lol xx
Her Royal Spriteness
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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snipped noll's GIF for reasons of sanity
I think this may actually be worse than Ping's, at least for my eyes.
It's actually not a GIF. All perceived animation happens in your head alone.
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
That this announcement is coming the day after Father's Day cannot bode well. Is someone on Lush a new father, and this is the Lush way of letting them now? Is a cyber-baby on its way? I didn't know you could get pregnant from cybersex.
Her Royal Spriteness
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That this announcement is coming the day after Father's Day cannot bode well. Is someone on Lush a new father, and this is the Lush way of letting them now? Is a cyber-baby on its way? I didn't know you could get pregnant from cybersex.
all i got to say about that is, i'd better be getting cyber-child support...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Coco Pop
The anticipation is killing me. Killing me.
Active Ink Slinger
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The anticipation is killing me. Killing me.
Which makes a nice change from you threatening to kill other people (yeah, I saw the thread...)
Haha, love you, fam! JC4PM in November?
Well, it's competition time again - so if you want to read an erotic poem about love, lust and heartbreak, check out
I wanted more
Other stories I'd heartily recommend (and wish I'd written myself) include:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/losing-it.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/for-my-hands-only.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/highlight-reel.aspx
I wanted more
Other stories I'd heartily recommend (and wish I'd written myself) include:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/losing-it.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/for-my-hands-only.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/highlight-reel.aspx
Coco Pop
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Which makes a nice change from you threatening to kill other people (yeah, I saw the thread...)
Haha, love you, fam! JC4PM in November?
Fam! I'm as harmless as a fluffy bunny. Or kitten.
And yeah, JC4LIFE!!!
*sings Jeremy Corbyn to seven nation army tune*
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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all i got to say about that is, i'd better be getting cyber-child support...
Do you take bitcoin?
Her Royal Spriteness
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Coco Pop
Cutest. One. Ever.
Love Bug
One day to go. We are anxiously waiting. ☝