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Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!

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Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
Great, I've made it back in time just for a day of anticipation? Grrrr, I'd attach an annoying gif but my current technology woes makes that difficult.

Thanks for all those who did post them. I'm with Seeker, most of those were migraine inducing.
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Apparently, it's a 'one' dance off.

Step aside and watch my 'one' move!
LikeToWrite
Active Ink Slinger
After waiting all these long days for the exciting moment to arrive, I can’t help but wonder what all of you will think if at the last moment, the following message suddenly appears from our very secretive Sprite. Something to the effect of, ‘Due to unforeseen circumstances, the announcement will be made at a later date.’

After even suggesting such an occurrence, is it still safe for me to hang out around here? Lol

**Special note to Sprite**
I’m sure you have been reading this thread, so I know you will see this. Personally, I’d love to see a message like the one I suggested, appear. It would be very interesting to see people’s reaction.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by LikeToWrite
After waiting all these long days for the exciting moment to arrive, I can’t help but wonder what all of you will think if at the last moment, the following message suddenly appears from our very secretive Sprite. Something to the effect of, ‘Due to unforeseen circumstances, the announcement will be made at a later date.’

After even suggesting such an occurrence, is it still safe for me to hang out around here? Lol

**Special note to Sprite**
I’m sure you have been reading this thread, so I know you will see this. Personally, I’d love to see a message like the one I suggested, appear. It would be very interesting to see people’s reaction.


I could totally see Sprite doing this just to be herself and to watch people's heads explode. I'll just check back tomorrow to see what, if anything, odd happens.
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OMG! If Rachel did that, I'd have to give her one of these!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Ye of little faith.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Buz
The Linebacker
I am abstaining from abstaining until Her Royal Spriteness makes her announcement.

naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
I've been edging for the last 10 days. Please put me out of my misery...

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx
SummerLeigh
Candyland Kitten
I'm hanging on by a thread... the suspense is killing me.

LikeToWrite
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite
Ye of little faith.

No Sprite. It isn’t a question of us not having any faith. We have lots of that, and that’s partly the problem. We know and dearly love our Sprite, and have lots of faith that you haven’t lost your wonderful sense of humor. I admire and envy you for that, and many times, I’ve wished I could have thought up some of the ideas you have presented.

We know that while we are running around like a bunch of rats in a maze, throwing out all kinds of crazy ideas as to what this great announcement will be, that you are sitting back laughing your head off at us, and loving every moment. I’d be willing to bet that you would love to continue this longer if you could. I’m not accusing you of anything, or even saying this is a hoax of some kind, but if it is, then the perfect time to have it end would have been on April 1. – April Fool’s Day. That would have really messed with our minds. I think that would have been so funny.

Quote by NymphWriter
[B]I could totally see Sprite doing this just to be herself and to watch people's heads explode.[/B] I'll just check back tomorrow to see what, if anything, odd happens.


We’re coming into the home stretch for the countdown of the final hours, so I guess we’ll have to wait on the edge of our seats until you share this earth shaking news flash with us. Meanwhile, Sprite, enjoy it.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
HeraTeleia
Top Shot
I'm just going to keep quiet over here, given that Her Royal Spriteness could quite literally hop in her truck, drive twenty minutes, kneecap me and/or seriously vandalise my front yard and house, and be back home, all within the space of an hour.

And now that Hank has passed, I've not even got a cat for solace--just Norman and Lily, whom Cleo El Gato would have in line in approximately two seconds flat (granted, Norman and Lily never questioned Hank's absolute authority over the house, so Cleo would have that advantage).

Oh, and lovely panties, R.
Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Come on spill it already. And... it better be good, not like those movie ads that promise awesomeness and don't deliver.
David_LeRoy
Internet Philosopher
As long as we are this:




And not this


The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
Come on spill it already. And... it better be good, not like those movie ads that promise awesomeness and don't deliver.


Simply the fact that sprite is involved will make it awesome. She could publish her grocery list and somehow make it awesome.

I have absolutely no idea why I'm sucking up to Rachel today. Maybe one of those weird cat gifs upthread screwed up my brain.
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
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Lurker
I once had a colleague who liked to send brand-new hires to the boss and tell them they should: "inquire about your performance bonus."

Of course there was no performance bonus, and the guy had a good laugh every time.

So, part of me wonders if we have been told to watch this space for an announcement in the same way that someone might tell someone, "hey, keep careful guard against snipes..."

(Regarding my colleague, he eventually got fired.)
MAAs_tigger
Active Ink Slinger
Drum roll...can't be long now...
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

— Mark Twain
Lilly
Love Bug
This is seriously the best thread ever.
LikeToWrite
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by seeker4

[B]Simply the fact that sprite is involved will make it awesome. She could publish her grocery list and somehow make it awesome.[/B]

I have absolutely no idea why I'm sucking up to Rachel today. Maybe one of those weird cat gifs upthread screwed up my brain.


I agree with you 100%, though I did read in one of these forums a long time ago that her grocery lists don’t even rhyme. Knowing her, she might make us wait until later this evening. I don’t ever remember seeing a time of day when this monumental secret was to be revealed.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
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You are all under my control...



Just like that... now listen... TODAY is the DAY!
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Lush is about to become a cat gif site, isn't it? Where everyone trades, posts and creates trippy cat gifs, and has them say things terribly cute things about cheeseburgers using bad grammar, while looking adorable all the while.



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Quote by Verbal
Lush is about to become a cat gif site, isn't it? Where everyone trades, posts and creates trippy cat gifs, and has them say things terribly cute things about cheeseburgers using bad grammar, while looking adorable all the while.



It's that fucking Godzilla... I'll help you friend!!!
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Quote by Verbal
Lush is about to become a cat gif site, isn't it? Where everyone trades, posts and creates trippy cat gifs, and has them say things terribly cute things about cheeseburgers using bad grammar, while looking adorable all the while.





I note that Godzilla, being Godzilla, is just coolly watching the cat do his silly little dance. Clearly, they left out the next frame where the big G fries kitty with a blast of radioactive breath.

Nothing from sprite yet, eh? Figures she'd chicken out.xDr3c1OWOAUprt8e
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David_LeRoy
Internet Philosopher
Looking like a snark hunt.

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child
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Sprite, are you there? Hello? Sprite?
browncoffee
Coco Pop
Where the fuck is the bloody announcement? I'm on edge like Annie. Ffs Rachel! What are you doing to us?
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Nope. No announcement out here! Got my claws out, just in case!