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Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!

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Oh my god! I bet this announcement is gonna blow my brain right out of my skull and create a bloody pink splat on the wall behind me. I'm gonna get some Clorox wipes ready and sit back and fluff up.


Everyone knows robots don't have brains. Nice try.
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Lush will become the bastion of all things covfefe?
naughtyannie
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We're forming a coalition with the Conservative Party?

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browncoffee
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We're forming a coalition with the Conservative Party?


Can't be. We're definitely too fabulous for them.
RumpleForeskin
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This seems obvious, why didn't I think of it sooner?

LUSH will soon launch a 'Karaoke Forum'. The possibility of adding a 'Poetry Reading Room' is still under discussion.

So,. I'm right, right? ;)

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Everyone knows robots don't have brains. Nice try.


Well, there's positronic brains (first created by Isaac Asimov but others have borrowed the term) but those don't so much splatter as shatter, IIRC.

As for the big announcement, I refuse to speculate though it may involve sprite, several female mods, and a vat of baby oil. But you didn't hear that from me.
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Cleo El Gato is releasing some new poetry?
simplyjohn
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Is it being taken over by cats?


I think you have hit the screw on the head. Well sort of... Sprite has another cat and is joining Lush as LeoElGato2.



I wonder if fish can join...
Verbal
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We are partnering with Cyberdyne Systems and Skynet? Lushnet will then spontaneously achieve artificial consciousness, and destroy all of mankind!

Trippy.
naughtyannie
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We are partnering with Cyberdyne Systems and Skynet? Lush/Skynet will then spontaneously achieve artificial consciousness, and destroy all of mankind?

Trippy.


Destroying mankind with an orgasmic holocaust? What a way to go...

22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx

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Can't be. We're definitely too fabulous for them.


Maybe we're forming our own party. The LUSH (Lusty, Uninhibited, Sexy & Hot) Party. Our policies will include unrestricted access to Internet porn, repeal of any and all blue laws, the right to marry anyone we wish, and free kittens for all.
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Destroying mankind with an orgasmic holocaust? What a way to go...


Wouldn't orgasmic tsunami be more accurate?
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The countdown starts today! TEN!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

naughtyannie
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So is that ten DAYS until the big news?

Or ten weeks?

Months...

Or is it one of those countdowns that goes straight to zero?

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SereneProdigy
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Don't be homophobic. If he would have linked rate my pussy or something you would not have made this comment. So SP gays off sometimes. Leave him be. Think of a smarter way to attack him if that's your goal.


Seems like my feigned gayness is actually paying off as intended... you're totally behaving like my compliant little bitch.
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The countdown starts today! TEN!


Tellll meeeee!!!
NymphWriter
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The countdown starts today! TEN!


My lovely and erotic Sprite... you are enjoying yourself way too fucking much!
Regnadkcin
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Just back from Apple's WWDC and your announcing the Lush App?


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No member will be allowed to post unless naked
and one lucky Lush Member will be appointed to do house calls to check compliance


Oooooo, what a great idea! Can I choose the member who makes my house calls?
MAAs_tigger
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Will you show your member. To the one who does?
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

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The countdown starts today! TEN!


Ten what--days? what a fun tease.
nicola
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Just back from Apple's WWDC and your announcing the Lush App?


We actually spent thousands of $ on getting an Android App coded, and within a few months, Google bought out Android, and they canned adult apps (except the very softcore ones) from their store, across the board.

Amazon did the same thing in their App store, and have now seemingly done the same thing to their eBook offerings, dumping anything vaguely hardcore, out or down in the rankings.

Apple have always taken a zero tolerance on anything even vaguely adult, so it's pointless writing an App for that platform.

All in all, Apps are rather pointless for anything adult any more. It ended up being a total waste of money and time for us.
noll
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We actually spent thousands of $ on getting an Android App coded, and within a few months, Google bought out Android, and they canned adult apps (except the very softcore ones) from their store, across the board.

Amazon did the same thing in their App store, and have now seemingly done the same thing to their eBook offerings, dumping anything vaguely hardcore, out or down in the rankings.

Apple have always taken a zero tolerance on anything even vaguely adult, so it's pointless writing an App for that platform.

All in all, Apps are rather pointless for anything adult any more. It ended up being a total waste of money and time for us.



Google bought Android in 2005 already. That's before its very first release and before smartphones were even a thing yet.

Anyway, forget app stores, with current day technology you can have a website that looks (and for the most part acts) like an app on mobile devices and run it on every platform with the content you want.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_web_app


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nicola
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Google bought Android in 2005 already. That's before its very first release and before smartphones were even a thing yet.

Anyway, forget app stores, with current day technology you can have a website that looks (and for the most part acts) like an app on mobile devices and run it on every platform with the content you want.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_web_app


I'm getting confused with them changing the "Android Market" to "Google Play". When that happened (2012 / 2013?), and Google's name was actually on the App Store instead, adult apps got dumped en masse. I'd assumed that's when they bought Android. My bad.

Gav has been looking into the latter for a while now. It's a matter of him finding the time to set it all up. It's no small task, but something that we ultimately need to make a priority.

Over 75% of our traffic is on mobile devices now, and the web version really isn't the best, viewed on smaller screens. The mobile site is basically a read only version for our stories, and far from ideal. I'd like it to be fully featured, with voting, comments, a basic chat feature, messaging etc..

Developments happen very slowly, when you only have one part-time programmer. We could do with Gav full-time, but unfortunately, he's highly paid working full-time elsewhere.

This has nothing to do with Sprite's stupendous announcement, which I'm super interested in!

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*(Nine)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

noll
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I'm getting confused with them changing the "Android Market" to "Google Play". When that happened (2012 / 2013?), and Google's name was actually on the App Store instead, adult apps got dumped en masse. I'd assumed that's when they bought Android. My bad.


Hadn't thought of it that way. Makes sense now.


Quote by nicola
Gav has been looking into the latter for a while now. It's a matter of him finding the time to set it all up. It's no small task, but something that we ultimately need to make a priority.

Over 75% of our traffic is on mobile devices now, and the web version really isn't the best, viewed on smaller screens. The mobile site is basically a read only version for our stories, and far from ideal. I'd like it to be fully featured, with voting, comments, a basic chat feature, messaging etc..

Developments happen very slowly, when you only have one part-time programmer. We could do with Gav full-time, but unfortunately, he's highly paid working full-time elsewhere.

This has nothing to do with Sprite's stupendous announcement, which I'm super interested in!



Awesome!

It's no small talk indeed, but when using a mobile first approach you could replace the current Android app rather soon by a mobile version of the site and then enhance it for larger screens. As more features will be implemented in the new Lush, people will start to move over there and at some point you can pull the plug on the current website. If I can be of any help with any front-end stuff, just let me know.

Any announcement that Sprite will make will seem rather lame in comparison now


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Any announcement that Sprite will make will seem rather lame in comparison now


You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.