They look like they have been awake for three days and nights lol
This is a still shot from a scene in an early, little known film by George Romero called Night of the Living Dead: Yuletide Terror. Little Betsy and Matilda Dracker have just returned from their holiday school recital, wishing that their recently deceased father, Ted, could have been there. Tragically he was killed the previous week when his car hit a deer. And yet suddenly, in he walks, zombie-chic in his funeral suit, and still freshly embalmed. The stitching on his right eye is still half-sewn shut, and he can only speak in monosyllabic sentences, but oh, what a thrilling Christmas surprise this is! While Ted hungrily contemplates eating the dog (probably better to eat the pet, before the kids), there is a noise upon the rooftop. Betsy and Rover glance upward towards the ceiling with trepidation and realize that it's Santa's sleigh with eight reindeer pawing at the shingles, led by one extra pissed off zombie-deer named Rudolph with eyes that glow as red as his nose, coming back to seek revenge for Ted's shitty driving skills on that one fateful night that began it all.
Mom said I was marrying a bitch. I didn't believe it until she scratched my eye out.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates Fido! Hey Fido! I've got them hypnotized. You can run for your freedom!
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I think it has something to do with the early days of LSD testing...they later realized it was not good for kids or pets...
"4 frontal lobotomies for the price of 1, I'll have me some of that!"
Some fabulous takes already folks. Step right up, don't be shy.
Show off your wit. Scooter, you can play too.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
"That's the last time I feed my family magic mushrooms, I promise"
MOM: Ok everyone, now let's make a silly face for the camera!
Everyone reacts a little differently while Dad explains what it means to have the dog fixed.
That crew cut sure suits your persona.
Dog: Shit I did not know what I was getting myself into when I signed up to be a seeing eye dog for the mentally retarded.
Oh, so that's why the Lasik surgery was "buy one get one free."
One mighty left hook later and Gerald never questioned his wife's authority again.
