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Dog/Cat Diaries

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Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here
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Hurray for Grumpy Cat
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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This made me laugh.
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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