Somebody get the ASPCA on the line, because it looks like Kate Gosselin's tortured possum hair
fell into a puddle of tar and crawled onto Corey Feldman's head in Hollywood last night.
I don't even know who or what that is on Corey's head. It's like a Flock of Seagulls meets an oil spill.
Maybe Corey only had a few coins for a haircut and so he went to a friend of a friend's garage beauty salon
and decided to go retro by asking for "The T-Boz." Because that really is some "T-Boz on a budget" shit.
Bitch needs to chase a waterfall of shampoo.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.