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I gotta tell ya this last one cracked me up. I'll bet they can sell my house but, will I get out of it what I want or what it's worth?
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I gotta tell ya this last one cracked me up. I'll bet they can sell my house but, will I get out of it what I want or what it's worth?


My first thought was, "Do I get to pick who I get the blowjob from?" Upon closer examination, I decided to keep my house...
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My first thought was, "Do I get to pick who I get the blowjob from?" Upon closer examination, I decided to keep my house...


Good call, turns out third from the right is the free blowjob department.
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I choked on my coffee....That hurt my eyes.
I am running for the hills and
I am not lookin back!
WTF??
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Haha That was hiliarous. ^ ^

What do you think of this suggestion for Mother's day?




Would you get your mother a novel which has erotic "BDSM" in it?
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Oh now that's funny!
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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She's a squirter! I saw this today in a garden centre, and I literally thought, "WTF?"









I also saw these cracks in the road at my bus stop and couldn't stop sniggering. Okay, it's probably just me, but...
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
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When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
WellMadeMale
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Doh! He probably should have gone to a new dentist! lmao



A jilted dentist who pulled out all her boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her for another woman is facing three years in jail in Wroclaw, Poland.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, was astonished when just days after breaking up with her, Marek Olszewski, 45, turned up at her surgery complaining of tooth ache.

"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions...

"But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out," she admitted.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Freedom Flask Demo

This would be really useful for smuggling liquor into sports grounds. They forbid taking your own to games in the UK and then sell beer at inflated prices.
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