How do you eat your corn-on-the-cob?

11 Aug 2018

Attention cobster manics:
Corn-on-the cob whether it is grilled, roasted, or boiled, can be eaten a variety of ways. How do you eat yours?

11 Aug 2018

Typewriter style. Across, turn, across, turn. Yes, I learned to type pre-computer.

11 Aug 2018

I put the whole thing down my throat and pull it out along my teeth with no kernels remaining.

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11 Aug 2018

Sometimes I'm super picky that I pick them out one by one w/ a fork and cut that kernel in half.

But in all seriousness, straight across w/ mayo and cotija cheese.

Now I'm craving.

22 Aug 2018

Not like this idiot!

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6 Sep 2018

Boringly, I stand the cob up and cut the kernels off of it and eat the kernels

6 Sep 2018

Quote by seeker4
Typewriter style. Across, turn, across, turn. Yes, I learned to type pre-computer.

Typewriter?? kekekegay

Quote by sweet_reese
Boringly, I stand the cob up and cut the kernels off of it and eat the kernels

never thought of that.

This looks like an easy way to eat them

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6 Sep 2018

Quote by apptobebad
Typewriter??

Young folks.sl8jAibGMdSWXEn1 Bet I could type you under the table on a Selectric. flipbird

Now get offa my lawn.SqKgLfrSG1bU2k6y

6 Sep 2018

I dont. If I'm gonna be a mess after eating it's gonna be because I've had ribs or some other kind of meat. Corn on the cob isn't worth the fuss

7 Sep 2018

Quote by seeker4

Young folks.ISCzNhNt2faJVGYr Bet I could type you under the table on a Selectric. Now get offa my lawn.OKR0DfWD6Nky1mvW

. grumpy

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7 Sep 2018

Quote by She
I put the whole thing down my throat and pull it out along my teeth with no kernels remaining.

Phew. Glad I'm not the only one laughing9

7 Sep 2018

Quote by Buz
Attention cobster manics:

Buz, those choices on your poll have cracked me up... laughing9

26 Oct 2018

Typewriter-method but really the whole time I’m eating however I feel will make the least amount of noise and leave the fewest kernals in my teeth.

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26 Oct 2018

Quote by She
I put the whole thing down my throat and pull it out along my teeth with no kernels remaining.

That made me laugh.

I spiral my way across the cob, rotating as I go. Yes, I am pretty messy eating it. No, it doesn't bother me.

26 Oct 2018

I'll shuck them but won't eat them. Buz can have my share. kekekegay

26 Oct 2018

Quote by FirstBlush
I'll shuck them but won't eat them. Buz can have my share.

I'll take 'em. Love those ears grilled.

27 Oct 2018

Quote by Verbal
"That made me laugh."

Glad to hear it. I really wasn't sure how funny it was after I posted it. smile

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8 Apr 2023

You can’t be serious…

8 Apr 2023

Erm... you do not. Why is this not an option?

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16 Apr 2023

Left to right like reading a book, with butter and garlic salt.

17 Apr 2023

Smothered in salted butter or Cajun seafood seasoning butter, bite a mouthful in the middle, and eat all the way to the right, then left. I flip it over and do the same on the other side. That leaves 2 smaller rows on opposite side, which I eat left to right.

17 Apr 2023

With my hands, butter dripping down my chin

17 Apr 2023

Quote by thesexynun
With my hands, butter dripping down my chin

Now I think of that in a sexual way and thesexynun you are driven me crazy.

17 Apr 2023

I attach it to a lathe and scrape my teeth along the corn while it spins.

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3 May 2023

With my teeth and mouth…also butter and Cajun spice.

20 May 2023

left to right

30 May 2023

Only when in America and then only when bought fresh from the roadside stall and put in boiling, salted water within the hour. Corn bought over here tastes very disappointing when you've acquired a taste for the real thing. Served with butter and nothing else of course.

It's the one food that I would say tastes better over there than over here. Sorry, Americans!

30 May 2023

Quote by thesexynun
With my hands, butter dripping down my chin

Me too 😛

30 May 2023

Quote by thesexynun
With my hands, butter dripping down my chin

I have an image in my mind which I quite like 😜

30 May 2023

Around the cob, left to right, butter and parm some days. Lime and chilli other days.