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How do you eat your corn-on-the-cob?

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How do you eat your corn-on-the-cob?

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Start on one end & eat straight across (8 votes) 47%
Rotate it, eating while scrolling (9 votes) 53%
One end and then the other, meet in the middle (1 vote) 6%
Randomly (4 votes) 24%
I eat the cob along with the kernels! (0 votes) 0%
Buz
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Attention cobster manics:
Corn-on-the cob whether it is grilled, roasted, or boiled, can be eaten a variety of ways. How do you eat yours?


Unknown User
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Typewriter style. Across, turn, across, turn. Yes, I learned to type pre-computer.
Unknown User
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Sometimes I'm super picky that I pick them out one by one w/ a fork and cut that kernel in half.

But in all seriousness, straight across w/ mayo and cotija cheese.


Now I'm craving.
Guest
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Boringly, I stand the cob up and cut the kernels off of it and eat the kernels
apptobebad
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Quote by seeker4
Typewriter style. Across, turn, across, turn. Yes, I learned to type pre-computer.


Typewriter??

Quote by sweet_reese
Boringly, I stand the cob up and cut the kernels off of it and eat the kernels


never thought of that.

This looks like an easy way to eat them

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Typewriter??


Young folks.Nag5RlrDI8azL24v Bet I could type you under the table on a Selectric. Now get offa my lawn.U5ajGYB1QP78pgxi
doctorlove
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I dont. If I'm gonna be a mess after eating it's gonna be because I've had ribs or some other kind of meat. Corn on the cob isn't worth the fuss
apptobebad
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Quote by seeker4


Young folks.s2TeHZlncRD33bkj Bet I could type you under the table on a Selectric. Now get offa my lawn.OMu5uCF6M5GSwoKj



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sweet_as_candy
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Quote by She
I put the whole thing down my throat and pull it out along my teeth with no kernels remaining.


Phew. Glad I'm not the only one
sweet_as_candy
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Quote by Buz
Attention cobster manics:


Buz, those choices on your poll have cracked me up...
hopp3r
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Typewriter-method but really the whole time I’m eating however I feel will make the least amount of noise and leave the fewest kernals in my teeth.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?

Verbal
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Quote by She
I put the whole thing down my throat and pull it out along my teeth with no kernels remaining.


That made me laugh.

I spiral my way across the cob, rotating as I go. Yes, I am pretty messy eating it. No, it doesn't bother me.
FirstBlush
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I'll shuck them but won't eat them. Buz can have my share.
Buz
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Quote by FirstBlush
I'll shuck them but won't eat them. Buz can have my share.


I'll take 'em. Love those ears grilled.
Icarus4
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You can’t be serious…

AmuseBouche
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Erm... you do not. Why is this not an option?

This is my collection of muses and stories.

The Pianist - Dreamers must eat, and at their lowest ebb, any dream is still possible.

Vengeance - At the end of her tether, Anais descends into an all-consuming need for revenge.

Mckayla1991
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Left to right like reading a book, with butter and garlic salt.

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Smothered in salted butter or Cajun seafood seasoning butter, bite a mouthful in the middle, and eat all the way to the right, then left. I flip it over and do the same on the other side. That leaves 2 smaller rows on opposite side, which I eat left to right.

Unknown User
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With my hands, butter dripping down my chin

THammer
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Quote by thesexynun

With my hands, butter dripping down my chin

Now I think of that in a sexual way and thesexynun you are driven me crazy.

RowanThorn
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I attach it to a lathe and scrape my teeth along the corn while it spins.

Icarus4
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With my teeth and mouth…also butter and Cajun spice.

Jocelyn00
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left to right

AliRegretsNothing
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Only when in America and then only when bought fresh from the roadside stall and put in boiling, salted water within the hour. Corn bought over here tastes very disappointing when you've acquired a taste for the real thing. Served with butter and nothing else of course.

It's the one food that I would say tastes better over there than over here. Sorry, Americans!

matureman56
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Quote by thesexynun

With my hands, butter dripping down my chin

Me too 😛

Pogbie
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Quote by thesexynun

With my hands, butter dripping down my chin

I have an image in my mind which I quite like 😜

Blues222
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Around the cob, left to right, butter and parm some days. Lime and chilli other days.