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What is it with chickens?
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Blonde chickens.....
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die. Alone.
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And now an old favourite.
What's the difference between a cockerel and a hooker?
Yes, you know it, a Cockerel says 'Cock-a-doodle-doo' and a hooker says 'Any cock'll do'!
I haven't heard that one in about 50 years. Whenever the topic of roosters and hens comes up, I am reminded of when I was a kid, one of my uncles got his rooster drunk. The rooster managed to make it to the top of a fence post to crow, but halfway through his crowing, he fell off. That was the same trip where my older brother went to the outhouse and got stung on his scrotum by a wasp.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the crawling horror lurking on this side of the road, a nameless and fetid monstrosity that cannot be conceived save in the dreams of madness.
- H.P. Lovecraft:
To escape the crawling horror lurking on this side of the road, a nameless and fetid monstrosity that cannot be conceived save in the dreams of madness.
- H.P. Lovecraft:
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That was the same trip where my older brother went to the outhouse and got stung on his scrotum by a wasp.
What is interesting about that is... I have heard of the Scrotum as being referred to as the 'Chicken Skin Handbag' so your whole response remains valid in this thread.
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What is interesting about that is... I have heard of the Scrotum as being referred to as the 'Chicken Skin Handbag' so your whole response remain valid in this thread.
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