It even looks like vomit.
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which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
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Fat on meat makes me wretch. Avacados, asparagus, lamb, kidney,
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Beetroot.
Traumatic primary school dinner experience has given me the shivers ever since. Bleugh!
Traumatic primary school dinner experience has given me the shivers ever since. Bleugh!
Old Bag Of Bones
Can not do these at all.
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Celery, fucking disgusting and meat, meat is disgusting.
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Raisins, Lychees and Candian Bacon.
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The Linebacker
Snails. Also uncooked seafood because it might kill you dead, very painfully dying for several hours.
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Liver, beef tongue, icing.
Troublemaker
This important public service announcement bears repeating:
MARMITE
Marmite has been mentioned a few times in the "Gourmet" threads recently, though clearly this is a sign of madness. In the interests of human safety I feel it important to revive this thread.
Marmite is a vile concoction with the appearance and consistency of used axle grease. It tastes even worse. Under no circumstances should it be consumed by humans.
Marmite was discovered when a mad drunken German, clearly off his head with drink, fell into an ancient dried out beer tank. He licked the bottom of the tank and when he didn't die he decided to sell the residue to the Brits as no one else would buy it. The German's name was Justus von Liebig which certainly provides a clue to his marketing skills. Marmite is basically made from the useless crud left over from beer making. In countries other than Britain this is referred to as "toxic industrial waste' and is disposed of by suitably trained professionals wearing haz-mat suits.
If your Brit friends offer you Marmite, politely refuse no matter what sexual favours they might promise. Its not worth it, NOTHING is worth it. Do not blame your British friends for their eagerness to poison you. They seem to have some kind of genetic mutation that allows them to actually consume this disgusting substance. I suspect it is a secret cult ritual of some kind. It is likely Marmite is a toxic substance that leaves those who consume it in a semi comatose state whereby their taste buds are fooled into thinking Marmite tastes like rainbows. It doesn't.
MARMITE
Marmite has been mentioned a few times in the "Gourmet" threads recently, though clearly this is a sign of madness. In the interests of human safety I feel it important to revive this thread.
Marmite is a vile concoction with the appearance and consistency of used axle grease. It tastes even worse. Under no circumstances should it be consumed by humans.
Marmite was discovered when a mad drunken German, clearly off his head with drink, fell into an ancient dried out beer tank. He licked the bottom of the tank and when he didn't die he decided to sell the residue to the Brits as no one else would buy it. The German's name was Justus von Liebig which certainly provides a clue to his marketing skills. Marmite is basically made from the useless crud left over from beer making. In countries other than Britain this is referred to as "toxic industrial waste' and is disposed of by suitably trained professionals wearing haz-mat suits.
If your Brit friends offer you Marmite, politely refuse no matter what sexual favours they might promise. Its not worth it, NOTHING is worth it. Do not blame your British friends for their eagerness to poison you. They seem to have some kind of genetic mutation that allows them to actually consume this disgusting substance. I suspect it is a secret cult ritual of some kind. It is likely Marmite is a toxic substance that leaves those who consume it in a semi comatose state whereby their taste buds are fooled into thinking Marmite tastes like rainbows. It doesn't.
Short Arse Brit
Prunes. I mean why would anyone willingly eat them? They look disgusting, like the shrivelled up testicles of a mummified Egyptian Pharaoh
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Prunes. I mean why would anyone willingly eat them? They look disgusting, like the shrivelled up testicles of a mummified Egyptian Pharaoh
From your post I assume you have studied shrivelled up testicles across a wide spectrum of males, countries and throughout history?
And I thought you spent all day cooking me meals *shakes head*
Me... I certainly will not much of the offal although I do eat kidney/liver.
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Pickled Herring and Lutefisk. Tried both when on vacation in Sweden and Norway this past summer. Gross!
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Avocado
(it tastes like the pencil eraser).
(it tastes like the pencil eraser).
Testing The Waters.
Canned spinach. ( Or the same preparation ) Perfectly fine with putting it raw in a salad, but Popeye can get fucked.
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Short Arse Brit
Pineapple on a pizza.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Force of Nature
Most canned vegetables.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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Boiled Okra
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Natto (Japanese fermented soya beans)
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