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i'm Mitt Romney. proove me wrong - ever see us in a photo together? that's right, cause we are the SAME PERSON!![]()
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I'm Barrack Obama when I'm drunk. :)
Talk about flip-flopping politicians, LOL!!
The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe
Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart
Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2
Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.
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he's a clever lushie......http://www.mommagazine.ca/Sex/howtoplaythegame.htm
The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe
Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart
Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2
Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.
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Instead of pushing myself to do things outside of my comfort zone, I'll jump in headfirst and with enthusiasm.
I have the amazing ability to tolerate drunken assholes better when I'm drinking, instead of cutting them to pieces verbally.
I can handle being in contact with family members for long periods of time without the urge to tell them exactly what I think of them.
I have an overwhelming urge to cut off all my hair because it's in my face or I'm sitting on it or I've just closed a car door on it or some asshole thinks it's "fun" to play with.
I need to go to the washroom a lot more since I "broke the seal".
For some odd reason I find explosives a lot more fun while drinking. (Fireworks... not C4)
My 8 and 9 ball game improves immensely. So does my dart game, actually.
Once I've hit my limit and I'm falling down drunk, all the above is null and void and its a total free for all.
No one escapes unscathed, especially me.![]()