Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words

7 Nov 2016

couldn't find a babysitter

7 Nov 2016

Your babysitter is hot!

7 Nov 2016

Does this look infected?

You push, I'll steer.

7 Nov 2016

"Oh... is that it?"

7 Nov 2016

I support Donald Trump.

8 Nov 2016

Quote by Poppet
I support Donald Trump.

Alternatively:

"Trump is SO sexy!"
Nutbag

8 Nov 2016

"You look like shit"

8 Nov 2016

I need some Ensure.

8 Nov 2016

Does incontinence bother you?

8 Nov 2016

Kiss-kiss, fuck fuck?

8 Nov 2016

I only date eunuchs

8 Nov 2016

Need a diaper change!

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

8 Nov 2016

No, I didn't vote.

8 Nov 2016

Do you like haggis?

8 Nov 2016

Quote by Verbal
No, I didn't vote.

Very, very apropos.

10 Nov 2016

You like limp dick?

10 Nov 2016

Can I bang her?
(pointing at your wife/GF)

10 Nov 2016

I fucked your mom

10 Nov 2016

Should it be green?

12 Nov 2016

Pick the scabs off...

14 Nov 2016

Sorry about the smell

16 Nov 2016

ARE YOU PREGNANT AGAIN?

16 Nov 2016

You're (brother, sister, father, mother, girlfriend, boyfriend, roommate etc.) was better.

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