Crap Flirting Skills

7 Sep 2015

We all know who the top flirters around here are, and this is not for them. This is for all of us who have nothing better to do than have some pre-programmed online quiz tell us what we already know! After all, if we were good at flirting, we'd be off out having sex, or something...

sunny

Take the Flirt Test! <~~ Clicketty click! sunny

I got this:

"How Bad Are You At Flirting?

You got: Tremendously bad. Like seriously awful

Stop. For the sake of everybody around you, just stop. Hate to break it to you, but you’re a flirting flop. Life for you just isn’t like it is in the movies."

Anybody else crap at flirting? If nobody replies, I'm going to guess you're all even worse than me, so there. bootyshake

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7 Sep 2015

Sad sacking it up all the time is a major turnoff... Just saying.

7 Sep 2015

[Quote=] You got: A rare creature that’s actually good at flirting.

Look who already knows how to flirt! There aren’t many that can do it at all – maybe you’re the only one that does it with ease! Don’t change a thing, because you’ve got this flirting thing on lock.

Moi? *shocked face* Never! kekekegay

7 Sep 2015

Quote by Magical_felix
Sad sacking it up all the time is a major turnoff... Just saying.

Just as well I'm not trying to turn anyone on, then. Innit. bootyshake

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Moi? *shocked face* Never!

What a surprise. evil4

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7 Sep 2015

I don't flirt just talk to the opposite sex like I do anybody else but this seems to be attractive to quite a lot of people as I get invited out to events a lot. Maybe I'm being naive here but I've noted quite a few possibilities which always surprises me as I'm no oil painting.

7 Sep 2015

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Just as well I'm not trying to turn anyone on, then. Innit. bootyshake

Just seems like you would like to... Just saying that acting like Eeyore from Winnie the pooh is what inhibits you from being able to flirt and especially prevents others from wanting to flirt with you. It's hard to see oneself from other's perspectives but think about how you would act around a guy who's constantly mopey, on the verge of tears and generally feeling sorry for himself. Would you want to flirt with him?

7 Sep 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Just seems like you would like to... Just saying that acting like Eeyore from Winnie the pooh is what inhibits you from being able to flirt and especially prevents others from wanting to flirt with you. It's hard to see oneself from other's perspectives but think about how you would act around a guy who's constantly mopey, on the verge of tears and generally feeling sorry for himself. Would you want to flirt with him?

Believe it or not, some people like Eeyore. And Eeyore is okay with that.

For the record, you just described 50% of my male friends. evil4

And Eeyore is okay with that, too. But thanks. sunny

This was just a thread for a bit of a sharing with others who maybe aren't as suave as some. Just an owning of reality, no more, no less.

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8 Sep 2015

luckily flirting IS a skill. and like any skill, practice makes perfect Lwinking

Say. Her. Name.