I'm a bit crazy to begin with! I believe in life in all its weird and crazy forms. However, I tend to like pillows to cuddle and squeeze. I tend read books that I would want to write. I like to masturbate in the morning when dreams are of vivid fantasies. I love the feel of water and rain, but never made luv in the rain.
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Crazy little things about you! <3
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If you sit in my office chair and adjust the chair height, lumbar support, or the arm rests ... I WILL go bat shit crazy on your ass! ;)
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I have a huge "man crush" on Justin Timberlake.
If I were an MMA fighter. I would use the song King Of the Mountain from KISS!!!.
Once you get to know me. You will learn many more crazy things about me.
If I were an MMA fighter. I would use the song King Of the Mountain from KISS!!!.
Once you get to know me. You will learn many more crazy things about me.
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I was an archaeologist until it became clear that acting like Indiana Jones was not ok.
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set her free." -Michelangelo
Please Enjoy: The Beach, The Workout, The Hike
Please Enjoy: The Beach, The Workout, The Hike
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I take everything far too seriously, I find stupid things funny and can't stop laughing, I always laugh at my own jokes and despite being too open and too loud when I get to know someone, I'm really shy at first. Also, I still love to watch Count Duckula!
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I hate the sound of other people eating. Most of the time it's not so bad but if I think about it too much I find an excuse to leave
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When I sit on the toilette, I always sit on the balls of my feet, almost like I'm pointing my toes rather than sit flat-footed. 
How's that for a T.M.I. moment? 
How's that for a T.M.I. moment? 
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I have VERY ticklish gums. That little scrubber thing the dentist uses will have me LOL when it touches my gums! I HATE going to dentist.
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I have a constant high-pitched squeal inside my head (G9 = 12,543.84 Hz), and consequently have no need of tuning devices for my instruments. I can tell you my systolic blood pressure within 5 points by listening to the volume of the squeal.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Cheeky Chick
Some days {Mostly rainy ones} I like to close all my shades and pop popcorn watch movies all day until late in the evening be lazy order a pizza and just watch them until I pass out. This is great fun with someone else. Usually sex happens through out all this. ;3
I also like playing music and singing to them like I'm a pro. >_>
I also like playing music and singing to them like I'm a pro. >_>
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I can sing, and I can play the guitar..... but I can't do them both at the same time. LOL I forget the words, or I mess up the music.
This is difficult if you're playing fast licks or bass runs. But if you're playing rhythm guitar the way to develop the skill is to write out the words with the chord changes above the words they change on but play it slowly and gradually speed up to the correct tempo; with a little practise you should get this. A very easy one would be a do song like Teenager In Love - C - Am - F- G7. My apologies if you've already tried this method.
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I am as I get older getting more fixated with time (it's running out you see) 
. Becoming more and more organised and anal retentive. I plan how I will cross a room in terms of efficiency, one example is I know that you should clean your teeth for 2 mins, this means I count off 30 seconds for each side of my teeth as I leave the house each action is designed so that as the key turns in the lock the lift door opens and I step in. I feel this is totally mad compared to my earlier behaviour of normal chaos and running for buses etc.
. Becoming more and more organised and anal retentive. I plan how I will cross a room in terms of efficiency, one example is I know that you should clean your teeth for 2 mins, this means I count off 30 seconds for each side of my teeth as I leave the house each action is designed so that as the key turns in the lock the lift door opens and I step in. I feel this is totally mad compared to my earlier behaviour of normal chaos and running for buses etc. 
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I've NEVER had a cavity in my life - a bit obsessive with oral hygiene 
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I've NEVER had a cavity in my life - a bit obsessive with oral hygiene
That's not crazy! I've never had one either. Neither has Shannon3K. ...unless we're ALL crazy!
My OCD is a bit crazy though! In stores, I have to straighten out candy and gum displays in the checkout line. Outside the store, I have to straighten out and line up the shopping carts in the cart corral. Everywhere I go, I leave a trail of neatness and order.
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My OCD is a bit crazy though! In stores, I have to straighten out candy and gum displays in the checkout line. Outside the store, I have to straighten out and line up the shopping carts in the cart corral. Everywhere I go, I leave a trail of neatness and order.
Haha, I do the same! I've been 'tidying' supermarkets since I was a child!
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I have a photographic memory, but only for very specific things. for example, I can remember the scent and taste of every woman I've ever been with.
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