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tams_back_yay
Indentured Grammar Fascist
In any relationship, make sure you are the crazy one!
Cajtri87
Advanced Wordsmith
Just remember that only God is ever perfect. And even he made the platypus. So everyone makes mistakes.
syleussnow
Active Ink Slinger
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Never wear socks with sandals.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Scotus
Active Ink Slinger
After you have made a decision, don't hesitate to move forward. This is advice for you and also for me.
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
When considering fighting fire with fire, remember the fire department prefers water.
KimmiBeGood
Simple Scribbler
Don't let anyone tell you what success should look like! Some days success is just getting outta bed

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️
Kinley
Advanced Wordsmith
Never feel bad about saying no.
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
Crying is good it gets the sad out
sweetjenny
Advanced Wordsmith
Don’t place red wine down on the carpet. It’s will always get spilt. FACT !!!!!!!
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
We're all a little broken - that's how the light gets in.
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
“You can’t wait until life isn’t hard anymore to decide to be happy.”

~Nightbirde
Twisted_Skald
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Always have a clean pair of knickers in your bag, you never know when you might need them.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
Unknown User
Don’t always be a follower. Be a trend-setter.
Ensorceled
Easily amused
Always assume the line you're in is the slowest line.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
tams_back_yay
Indentured Grammar Fascist
If you come across someone sobbing, ask if it's because of their haircut.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Always wear panties when playing on the monkey bars.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
kistinspencil
Voyeur @ f/64
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Always wear panties when playing on the monkey bars.


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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Twisted_Skald
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Always wear knickers , especially clean ones if your going to do cartwheels in a summer dress.
Some of the neighbours haven't been able to look me in the eye since The Incident.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
kistinspencil
Voyeur @ f/64
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And I have the camera to prove it. Say CHEESE!
Guest
Lurker
Two pieces of advice, I always try to follow

1) Live until you die
2) there are no pockets in the casket
Twisted_Skald
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Always tip your hair dresser, I'd they don't feel appreciated you may find you have rather more bad hair days then you thought possible.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
An easy way to make new friends is to go for a slow Sunday drive in the fast lane. Everybody who passes you, waves enthusiastically.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.