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I'm absolutely rubbish at...

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Assembling things

Remembering things

Technology
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Though I cook pretty well, I am rubbish at



Though I love plants, I am rubbish at



Though I am pretty confident, when I meet someone I really, really like:

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Singing, but that doesn't stop me.
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Nuclear physics
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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Golf. But, I love my outfits and scaring the hell out of people with the cart.
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Maths and small talk...okay maybe I am getting to that age where I can't be arsed to perform small talk with strangers unless I am in the mood. I'm having a Murtagh moment.

I am also rubbish at whistling and do it out of tune or just blow air out.

And cooking Yorkshire puddings from scratch, they came out in the consistancy of a hockey puck last time I made them.
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Dancing. It's the kind of display that instigates 911 calls for fear of my health.
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You know, if I weren't so secure in the certainty that you adore me madly and forever, I'd be hurt...
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Hiding the fact that I have an accent.
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Quote by Porgy87


You know, if I weren't so secure in the certainty that you adore me madly and forever, I'd be hurt...


You're correct, you know that I'm crazy about you P... adore you all that! Please know I mean no harm, none.

But Porgy, my imagination ran away from me. I see a couple on the dance floor. The woman looks at the man in horror, and then she whips out her phone and dials 911.

I mean, even now...I'm in tears laughing!

Love you my dear friend! You do know how to make me smile (and laugh).
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Quote by Possibly


You're correct, you know that I'm crazy about you P... adore you all that! Please know I mean no harm, none.

But Porgy, my imagination ran away from me. I see a couple on the dance floor. The woman looks at the man in horror, and then she whips out her phone and dials 911.

I mean, even now...I'm in tears laughing!

Love you my dear friend! You do know how to make me smile (and laugh).


Well, that is kind of what happens, so your imagination is, sadly, confirmed by the truth.
"Sometimes a man's got to know his limitations." -- Dirty Harry

And of course, as Duke Ellington would say, "I love you madly!" (Don't tell the other guy, BTW.)
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Cooking! My only skill in the kitchen is getting the wine out of the fridge.
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Video games. I think my reactions are too slow. I am better at bed games!
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ohhh god, where do i start....
-Throwing with my left hand is terrible and looks so funny
-Singing, but i love to though
-Saying no when i should and not when i feel cornered and at the last minute
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Volleyball. I'm not really a sporty person.
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Terrible at reading and following any manual.
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Dieting, I wish it came easily. I seem to enjoy all the things that are bad for the waist line, red wine being top of the list smile
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Anything that is fashioned for left-brained tasks.
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Drawing, but I make some damn fine stick figures. Lol
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69. It can be fun, but its a lot of work. Let's just take turns.
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I suck at wrapping presents. My kids make fun of me, it's so bad.
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I'm rubbish at remembering what the question was?
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I've got it

I'm rubbish at languages
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Dancing.. Two left feet on two legs of different length, I sometimes think.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain (or Lincoln, or Confucius, or...)
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Dancing. It's the kind of display that instigates 911 calls for fear of my health.


Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney