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DLizze
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I'm confused. Isn't any sex that starts with the tip, a gratuity?
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I'm confused. Isn't any sex that starts with the tip, a gratuity?


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Is that per job completed, LM? Do you have 2-for-1 offers? Pay as you go? Interest rates?

I have a long list...


It is possible to get some 2-1 deals. But there's a catch. All special prices deals must be paid in advance of completion of job. Send me your list and I'll be happy to work out your payment plan and down payment.



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I have a few times,but only with guys I know.
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It is possible to get some 2-1 deals. But there's a catch. All special prices deals must be paid in advance of completion of job. Send me your list and I'll be happy to work out your payment plan and down payment.


There's always a catch... but I have one too!

You must wear the uniform I supply. Oh! And allow me to take pictures





Maybe I should've waited til after we worked out a payment plan before springing this on you
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Firstly, "gratuitive" isn't a word; you're probably confusing it with "gratuitous".

Secondly, although this is probably sheer pedantry, it would be more apt to say, "Sex as a gratuity," as "gratuitous" somehow implies that it was done without good cause or reason, e.g. gratuitous violence.

Not actually sure why this was restricted to ladies, either...


So not giving us other Scots here a bad name

We're not quite so pedantic!!

As for the question I've never had sex with someone for doing something for - mainly cos I can do it myself LOLOLOLOLOL
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sorry, I'm not a lady but I wonce got a blow job from a coworker for getting her car started for her, she was very appreciative
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Remind me to never attempt FWB with any of you cheap assed ingrates. Like I'm going to change your spark plugs, mow your yard or fix that toilet of yours...all for the privilege of listening to you drone on about the latest asshole who screwed you over.

Throw a blow job in and I might bring the wine and pretend I care.
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Yes I have, more than one time.
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So not giving us other Scots here a bad name

We're not quite so pedantic!!

As for the question I've never had sex with someone for doing something for - mainly cos I can do it myself LOLOLOLOLOL


What I said had nothing to do with being Scottish; I never made any link whatsoever between my nationality and my pedantry.