Poorly explain what you do for a living!

Technical support is a process for transforming absurd amounts of sugar and caffein into working computers.

You know the Count from Sesame Street? Essentially that.

Something, I suppose. I can't remember exactly what, but they keep sending me checks.

Waste my education writing progress reports no one reads, but that are required.

I transport hoes and bros around the city

Basically, I sign my autograph 50 or 60 times a day, or do it digitally, so other people can get paid, move in, or start working.

I plant things and play with manure

I try to make sure people can do the right stuff ...... and fix/cover up (depending on whether I like them...) when they do the wrong stuff

I am part of the unwilling. Doing the unkowing for the ungrateful.

I herd numbers using various levels of torture implements.

I stick pieces of metal together

I am the brains that tells the computer what to do. I could tell it to delete all your money from your bank accounts. 😈 But, I probably won’t. 😇

I stop rich people from doing stupid stuff on London.

I repair whatever the genius that was driving the thing broke

Some people have said that I might be very important. Others say I once was. That’s the mystery. I don’t really have a clear idea why it is important that anyone needs to know what I do.

I translate languages spoken by a bunch of technology nerds in such a way that tough people who kill things for a living can understand.

I bring life to the world in the form of greenery

I am infrequently busy and at other times I am rarely occupied.

Bringing people back to life.

As little as possible.

I grow stuff

Fall short of Miss Pixel's expectations. I'm good at it.

Computer whisperer.

I install what's new, maintain what works and fix what's broken. End of CV.