Poorly explain what you do for a living!

Chase the sun

Taking care of old people

Weave magical spells to cause electrons to scurry in countless directions.

I learn stuff and blow stuff up.

I keep the hospital operational.

Customer Service

I sell things.

I have done nothing that resembles productive work for years. I would love for Kimmie to make my cock explode but I made a valiant attempt to get her to do that but the fuse remained unlit. Maybe I pushed the wrong buttons or the data was flawed. I used to do stuff all around the world and did it well enough that people were willing to cough up enough money that I was able to retire before I was 50. Now I buy things cheap or build things then sell them for more then I paid for them, but I don’t even do that much anymore. I cook, I eat and I fuck.

Run around my yard whacking weeds

I’m a professional hooker.

I chase companies to pay me for stuff their staff don't really want to do.

I try to get computers built so that they still work once they get where they are going.

Dancer

I play mind chess ♟️ with grown men who forget all their passwords once they kneel 🧎‍♂️.

I sell obedience in pretty packaging 🎁.

Sometimes I whisper in code 💻.

Sometimes I demand in lace 🖤.

I make spreadsheets blush and submissives weep. balance achieved ⚖️.

I make the people to see lot of places all over the world

I avoid work

took job that requires me to be on site for a day, utsually overnight.

so a day to drive there, day to be there, and day to drive back. that took up a big chunk of week.

so what I did out there, was sign off on work performed. the guys out there were excellent at their jobs, so that msde it easy for me.

occasionally though, a required change would come up and I'd have to do real worpk. which I actually liked.

and part of my job was keeping an eye out for management - very often pop surprise visits to see if I was sleeping in my truck etc. haha.

I also found out the hard way that I was responsible for the guys' safety, aka no injuries.

so I was able to successfully slink my way thru the yrs - and reached the promised land.

I make trailer trash people seem glamorous and sexy.

I'm like a janitor, keeping a bunch of building sized engines and huff and puff machines pushing stuff thru a North American spider web of pipes keeping all the humans warm, cool, driving their cars and letting them turn lights on and off. Oh and it gives the spark of energy to keep our huge internet and Lush site ALIVE for our naughty and enjoyable pleasure 😉😎

Oilfield Roughneck