a multi-factoid factoid from Patton Oswalt: Johnny Cash used to keep ostriches. One one of them kicked his stomach open. As he recuperated in hospital he got hooked on painkilers, which he eventually had to go into rehab for, where he became good friends with Ozzy Osborne.
The male sex organ becomes engorged with blood when aroused, true story.
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we hold 17 out of 26 of the worlds most venomous snakes in Australia
our coat of arms contain the animals of kangaroo and an emu, why? they cant not walk backwards
I twitch when I cum. The bigger the twitch, the bigger the amount
don't feed avocado to a cat or you'll kill it
Sex counts as a workout! During 30 minutes of active sex, you burn about 200 calories.
The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds — 14 seconds longer than the male's six-second O.
More fun to lick further south.
Your wrist to elbow length is equal to length from toes to heels of ur foot
Giraffes have no vocal chords!
You can't say 'happiness' without saying 'penis'
I guess it depends on your accent
For a brief moment you where the youngest person alive.
“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.” Groucho Marx
If a wolverine was the size of a bear, it would be the strongest animal on Earth.
rabbits view oncoming predators in slow motion, making them easy prey, keeping their prodigiously-producing population in check. (Mother Nature's forward thinking!)
Punched cards were first used around 1725 by Basile Bouchon and Jean-Baptiste Falcon (fr) as a more robust form of the perforated paper rolls then in use for controlling textile looms in France. This technique was greatly improved by Joseph Marie Jacquard in his Jacquard loom in 1801.
This became IBM punch cards and many other formats for storing data.
So from someone wanting to make weaving cheaper we have the technology we live with today.
KK ... you know I cant shoot 10 foot .. I think I managed about 4 inches but you have a better memory than me.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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I'm laughing here wondering how many pple will try it I know I did and you cant pmsl xo
