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Quote by stephanie


Quite Frankly it would be easier for you to go fuck yourself you Blonde New Hampshire Tiny Titted skinny assed Senator's Wife!!! (Oh! SORRY!!! DID I SAY TOO MUCH???)


xx SF



I don't have small breasts....

Xo
New Jersey is one of the most exspenive states
Quote by AmericanBeauty
New Jersey is one of the most exspenive states


Like, they can't afford the extra 's'?

xx SF

(I'M SORRY I'M FUCKING AROUND!!!)

You KNOW I'm just joking, ABBY BABE!

I'll TELL YOU an expensive state...

(Cocaine Addiction...)

I just know...
Quote by AmericanBeauty
New Jersey is one of the most exspenive states



Only because John Corzine raised everything....tolls, property taxes.....etc...
Quote by stephanie


Like, they can't afford the extra 's'?

xx SF

(I'M SORRY I'M FUCKING AROUND!!!)

You KNOW I'm just joking, ABBY BABE!



Haha, maybe I'll look into it
Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
stupid double post
Quote by Mysteria27



Only because John Corzine raised everything....tolls, property taxes.....etc...





I was too young when he did that
Early aircraft's throttles had a ball on the end of it. In order to go full throttle the pilot had to push the throttle all the way forward into the wall of the instrument panel.

Hence, "balls to the wall" came to be known for going very fast.
i am a home nudist and interstate 80 goes from new your city to san francico
Quote by LaylaJune



Don't they roll off?





Clever. Do you eat your peas with honey?
The moon is a hologram.

Quote by Verbal


Clever. Do you eat your peas with honey?


Totally different concept, which I am happy to discuss with you when next we meet
Men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women, a survey found.
Quote by Mysteria27
Men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women, a survey found.


In their entire life? I'm guessing men spend about a year staring at women every year.
Quote by Verbal


In their entire life? I'm guessing men spend about a year staring at women every year.




In their entire life...giggles....xo



If something can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes a woman sad or angry… generally, a man meant the other one.

Happy wife, happy life.
Quote by Mysteria27
Men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women, a survey found.
I thought it was from first site to last breath.. or maybe that's just me
emotional tears contain, leucine enkephalin, a natural painkiller.

Say. Her. Name.


One in 12 people lie on their resume and a decent number get caught
Quote by Mysteria27
One in 12 people lie on their resume and a decent number get caught


Don't say that! I've just handed my CV into loads of companies and every word on it's a lie. I can hardly tell them that I've been unemployed for 2 years and was sacked from my last job for gross misconduct, can I?
Quote by Desperate_Dan


Don't say that! I've just handed my CV into loads of companies and every word on it's a lie. I can hardly tell them that I've been unemployed for 2 years and was sacked from my last job for gross misconduct, can I?



I hope for your sake you don't get caught.....Giggles....xo





60% of people can't go 10 minutes without lying....xo
William Howard Taft is the only person to be President of the USA and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. His wife wanted him to be President and he wanted to be Chief Justice
Semen prevents tooth decay because of the zinc that's in it
May 29th is officially "Put A Pillow on Your Fridge" Day
Ewan MacGregor has a brother in the Royal Air Force whose call name is "Obi-Two" .
Facebook Is An Affair Waiting To Happen
Alice Paul went on a hunger strike while she was in prison ...