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The Church of Lush

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Instead of a secret handshake, how about the "DAP"


The Dap includes simple to very intricate series of rhythmic hand slaps, clasps, hand and arm gestures exchanged between two persons as a sign of personal greeting, respect and group solidarity.

The simplest of Daps is to tap closed fists together one time horizontally or vertically.
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OOH!! Can i be patron saint of all lust filled housewives?? I would love to show all the male attendees how naughty we can be.
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Baptism by facial?



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Baptism by facial?
that sounds nice!
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oh funny
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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How about Lube instead of holy water.



I love how this brand was your go-to lube
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I want in. Ill be happy to pass the offering plate and anyone needing a sprinkling of "holy water"
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...I volunteer to be an altar boy
...they seem to get all the action.
lafayettemister
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And to be the naughty preacher's daughter, she'd have to be pure and virginal.



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So I just found out which church Im going to start attending smile
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The readings will be from the Book of Erotica.

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lafayettemister
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And the rituals are out of the Kama Sutra



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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oh wait... i could be the preachers daughter!!