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Ok! now we have our very own church! all we need are hymns, prayers and a secret handshake!

any ideas?
Maybe instead of a secret handshake we just touch each others privates together when we meet. Keeping with the whole dirty sex theme n all.
I think we should use anal beads in place of prayer beads...


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I think we should use anal beads in place of prayer beads...





yessssssss! doll you are my first High Priestess!
How about Lube instead of holy water.

And let us not forget the offering plate

yes yes yes! i knew this was a good idea! ;)
You guys are awesome! And Rocco...nice sign!! Just whose name are we shouting!? lol
Now I think taking communion and giving a confession are gonna be a lot more interesting.DqdUS1T7AFQuLsIo
Tsk tsk...I will need to do extra prayers tonight after having walked into this thread.
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You guys are awesome! And Rocco...nice sign!! Just whose name are we shouting!? lol


MINE!!!! MINE!!! MINE!!!! Shout my name to the rafters only after I get on my knees and pay homage to the man... wow.... that so very much could work for a new story..... LOL!!!!!

Brilliant!!!!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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You guys are awesome! And Rocco...nice sign!! Just whose name are we shouting!? lol


MINE!!!! MINE!!! MINE!!!! Shout my name to the rafters only after I get on my knees and pay homage to the man... wow.... that so very much could work for a new story..... LOL!!!!!

Brilliant!!!!!!



yesss....lets all shout WOMAN!
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Quote by Butterfly
You guys are awesome! And Rocco...nice sign!! Just whose name are we shouting!? lol


MINE!!!! MINE!!! MINE!!!! Shout my name to the rafters only after I get on my knees and pay homage to the man... wow.... that so very much could work for a new story..... LOL!!!!!

Brilliant!!!!!!



yesss....lets all shout WOMAN!


oh .... Touche!!

Woman!!!

Van
YAY!!!! GO TEAM WOMAN!!!

(please note... there is a little bit of a man in every woman!!!! LOL!!)
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
ok, Woman is our God, I am the prophet Alpha Bitch, Doll the Alpha Blonde is our high priestess....now we need a high priest and acolytes.

and cassidy...dont you like our church? are you not happy that we have "found the light"? after all....it took Christianity a few hundred years to take off. and cant you just imagine the disciples sitting around appointing each other to this position and that position?
And Woman said "Sex is good. And for those who don't believe so, fuck them. Literally fuck them. Like, you take off their pants, they take off yours, and you have sex until it hurts."
Let me start out by saying that I come to the Church Of Lush as an unauthorized, non sanctified , non rectified, unqualified, observer who will probably be kicked the hell off of this site Ostracized by my peers if you will. . But how could they be my peers when they are being held in such high esteem as "gods" "Alpha this & Alpha that". "high preists & high preistess.. Almost everyone that has posted on this thread are now the leaders in this organization. But there is no one to do the following. With so many "alphas" & "gods " trying to rule it will be only a short period before all hell breaks loose. In reality there can only be ONE alpha ,& girls,it's likely to be a man. He has dominance over everything and will hold that dominance untill it is [aken' from him. Usually , because of al. ehe is "dethroaned" by a much younger& stronger rival. Perhaps it could have been his own sonj or grandson that took his status away
So beautiful ladies always remember: only the strong survive. And there is such a thing as an "alpha female". ,Take your place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

Btw, I know that I'll probably catch hell over this post for the rest of my natural or un natural life Won't have any friends left after this
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,Take your place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .



Agreed. We have your place saved. The church basement (sex dungeon) awaits you. We'll patch in our hedonistic sermons on the intercom so you can enjoy them from there.

You are what we, high priestesses, call... ripe for conversion to reverence for our feminine wiles and wisdom.

Don't worry... salvation shall be yours. You just need a dominant female to show you the ways of the Church of Lush. And fair warning... you're gonna need some lube...
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Let me start out by saying that I come to the Church Of Lush as an unauthorized, non sanctified , non rectified, unqualified, observer who will probably be kicked the hell off of this site Ostracized by my peers if you will. . But how could they be my peers when they are being held in such high esteem as "gods" "Alpha this & Alpha that". "high preists & high preistess.. Almost everyone that has posted on this thread are now the leaders in this organization. But there is no one to do the following. With so many "alphas" & "gods " trying to rule it will be only a short period before all hell breaks loose. In reality there can only be ONE alpha ,& girls,it's likely to be a man. He has dominance over everything and will hold that dominance untill it is [aken' from him. Usually , because of al. ehe is "dethroaned" by a much younger& stronger rival. Perhaps it could have been his own sonj or grandson that took his status away
So beautiful ladies always remember: only the strong survive. And there is such a thing as an "alpha female". ,Take your place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .





Btw, I know that I'll probably catch hell over this post for the rest of my natural or un natural life Won't have any friends left after this


Never fear Rontre darling... if you have kinky thoughts.... then all is well!!!!! Besides. No matter what one calls themselves....we are all naked underneath!!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
can someone fill me in on the conversion process please?
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Let me start out by saying that I come to the Church Of Lush as an unauthorized, non sanctified , non rectified, unqualified, observer who will probably be kicked the hell off of this site Ostracized by my peers if you will. . But how could they be my peers when they are being held in such high esteem as "gods" "Alpha this & Alpha that". "high preists & high preistess.. Almost everyone that has posted on this thread are now the leaders in this organization. But there is no one to do the following. With so many "alphas" & "gods " trying to rule it will be only a short period before all hell breaks loose. In reality there can only be ONE alpha ,& girls,it's likely to be a man. He has dominance over everything and will hold that dominance untill it is [aken' from him. Usually , because of al. ehe is "dethroaned" by a much younger& stronger rival. Perhaps it could have been his own sonj or grandson that took his status away
So beautiful ladies always remember: only the strong survive. And there is such a thing as an "alpha female". ,Take your place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

Btw, I know that I'll probably catch hell over this post for the rest of my natural or un natural life Won't have any friends left after this


first let me say...the dominant one will never be a man. We have the pussy, we have the power...and the women of my church know that ;-)

and we are new so yes the higher branches of the hierarchy have been filled first. We have one god, one prophet, one high priestess.

you may be our first acolyte. come lay yourself before our alter of sex and accept the initiation from the scepter of our High Priestess. Be saved my son!
*facepalms* must read Whole post!!
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ok, Woman is our God, I am the prophet Alpha Bitch, Doll the Alpha Blonde is our high priestess....now we need a high priest and acolytes.

and cassidy...dont you like our church? are you not happy that we have "found the light"? after all....it took Christianity a few hundred years to take off. and cant you just imagine the disciples sitting around appointing each other to this position and that position?


I would like to be a saint with one of those cool stained glass windows. Some magnificent pose with rippling muscles, some flowing purple silk and fire and a halo and big awesome wings. I would like to be the patron saint of weed smoking anal fiends or some cool title like that. I'll settle for nothing less.
My son, you are so appointed the Saint of Weed Smoking Anal Fiends...just be sure to drop some of that kind bud onto the offering plate of your prophet ;-)
In my own defense when I made that post last night (or this morning) I had been sleep deprived for a couple of days. Regardless, a person has to accept responsibility for their actions or what ever their big ass mouth spouts off. Ms. Doll, the Alpha Blonde is now the high priestess and was also the first to respond to my post. I'm curious about this "conversion to reverence for our feminine wiles and wisdom". I have always (most of the time) tried to be accommodating to the wishes of a woman & I'll make no exception now. I'm not sure about being in the church basement though. I assume that it has running water & heat & air conditioning as well. LMB indicated that I may be the first acolyte appointed & that would be an honor. That would mean that I would be your assistant, wouldn't it? After my salvation? On this dominate female thing , I've enjoyed that before like in a "roll reversal" setting but doubt that I would like it full time. Just have to see I guess. About that lube, any suggestions? What do you think about the warming kind? I have seen that "His & Hers" or is it "Yours and Mine" advertised on T.V. but don't know anything about them. I will close this post with the utmost respect,, ..........................................PS, If you see LMB or Woman would you please tell them my response to them will be coming later?
I've been thinking about that appointment & was just wondering if there was anything open higher up "the company ladder?" I think I have a bit more to offer than what that position is about. Did I mention the hole card that I'm holding?
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Did I mention the hole card that I'm holding?


in fact, no. do tell...
Blessed are the women willing to serve the Church of Lush for their reward shall take them to heights others could only dream of.

Naturally, any good church will need strong, sturdy soldiers to take the crusade to the masses and I eagerly await the call to don armour, polish my lance and mount any damsel that needs convincing of the merits of conversion. Come hither Priestesses, let me demonstrate my commitment with thee first.

Perhaps even the fair Cassidy would care to experience a sermon or embrace our rituals

I await the call
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Blessed are the women willing to serve the Church of Lush for their reward shall take them to heights others could only dream of.

Naturally, any good church will need strong, sturdy soldiers to take the crusade to the masses and I eagerly await the call to don armour, polish my lance and mount any damsel that needs convincing of the merits of conversion. Come hither Priestesses, let me demonstrate my commitment with thee first.

Perhaps even the fair Cassidy would care to experience a sermon or embrace our rituals

I await the call



O Wonderful Knight your dedication and service shall find you a great reward. Your God and Prophet and Priestesses will smile upon you and grant you favors.