The US census reports that there are 70 million unmarried women between the ages of 18 and 45. According to the CDC 1/3 of all American are overweight or obese, that leaves 44.1 million. Also according to the CDC 5 % of all Americans have a serious mental health problem, that leaves, 41.895 million.
Again according to the US census 12% of Americans are Africa-American. Don't get me wrong, Michelle Obama is a beautiful woman, and I voted for her husband, but I just see myself dating a black woman, that leaves 36.875 million. Figure 5 % of women are bi or mostly bi, that leaves 35 million, figure 10 % are too busy with their careers, leave 31.5 million. Figure another 10 % are just not dating because of a bad experience, about to take another job in another state, just tired of the dating scene, and we are down to 25.15 million,
Depending on one's age half of the range 18-45 is either too/too young, that leaves 12.75 million. Eliminate 1.5 % for in the military service, incarcerated, or hospitalized, 4% for too tall (over five eleven) or too short (under five foot) and another 2% for flat chested. You are down to 8.3 million.
Subtract another 99.9999% for too far away (over 35 miles) and you are left with one not flat chested, not overweight, white, Hispanic, or Asian unmarried woman living within a reasonable distance. If you are her, please give me a call.
Certain things are not mutuall exclusive in this. I'm quite sure that somewhere between 20-60%(that's 1-3% of all) fit in either obese/overweight, african american etc classes. I'm quite sure that there are several bi black women and lesbians too. Probably a few obese women that are too busy with their careers and/or are out of the dating game due to bad experiences. So I doubt there's just one woman left for you. Your interpretation of the statisics is quite ludicrous.
I'm going to have to agree with Brigit on this one. Of course what Elit said is true of course too. Your interpretation of the statistics is quite ludicrous. Which leads us to what SWW said which is BULLSHIT!
I guess you ARE out of luck.
Did you just waste my time?
What about the percentage of us who would not get near a man wearing a banana hammock? Where do we fit in?
I would love to call, however, I just broke my phone using it's calculator to try to do the calculations you provided us with.
I hope everyone understands that my "statistical" analysis was meant tongue-in-cheek. I've have a couple of college level statistics and know, just for an example that some obese women are African-American, so you just can't add 12 % and 33%. However, like most tongue-in-cheek comments, there is a some truth. Say 12 % of women are too religious for me. Say there is 1/6 chance (it makes the math easier if you make this assumption) that overweight women are more likelyl to be religious or African-American (To be clear I'm making a statistical point, not a racial remark), then you can add
10 % (not religious African American) 5/6 of 33 % for obese, and 12 % too religious and you get nearly 50%.
My brain hurts from reading this, lol.
I'm pretty sure the last woman would rather die alone than call you, if she read that.
