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Have you ever flirted with a cop to get out of ab ticket or flashed him
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NO............Have You?
CurlyFries
YES!!!
It happened this one time after an all-girls' slumber party. We stayed up late having a naked pillow fight and ended up fingering ourselves for some additional naughty fun. Anyway, I had to leave early the next morning for class and was pulled over for speeding. Because I had been using my vibe while driving and was close to orgasm, I accidentally hit the gas too hard and went WAY over the edge and the speed limit. Long story short, my skirt was still hiked up when i was pulled over, so Officer Friendly got quite a show. I didn't get a ticket, but I did get about 20 hours of "personal" community service with him.*
So that's how that went down...
Real answer is NO!
*any resemblance of the story above to reality is purely coincidental
It happened this one time after an all-girls' slumber party. We stayed up late having a naked pillow fight and ended up fingering ourselves for some additional naughty fun. Anyway, I had to leave early the next morning for class and was pulled over for speeding. Because I had been using my vibe while driving and was close to orgasm, I accidentally hit the gas too hard and went WAY over the edge and the speed limit. Long story short, my skirt was still hiked up when i was pulled over, so Officer Friendly got quite a show. I didn't get a ticket, but I did get about 20 hours of "personal" community service with him.*
So that's how that went down...
Real answer is NO!
*any resemblance of the story above to reality is purely coincidental
No why do that and make it worst you could be arrested for bribery.take ticket or go to jail
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Fantasy vs. Reality people...seriously.
I'm sure you'd also like to think that we fuck the postman every time he delivers a package.
I'm sure you'd also like to think that we fuck the postman every time he delivers a package.
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Fantasy vs. Reality people...seriously.
I'm sure you'd also like to think that we fuck the postman every time he delivers a package.
YUK!! The guy who reads the gas meter is much hotter!!HAHA
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Quote by CurlyGirly
YES!!!
It happened this one time after an all-girls' slumber party. We stayed up late having a naked pillow fight and ended up fingering ourselves for some additional naughty fun. Anyway, I had to leave early the next morning for class and was pulled over for speeding. Because I had been using my vibe while driving and was close to orgasm, I accidentally hit the gas too hard and went WAY over the edge and the speed limit. Long story short, my skirt was still hiked up when i was pulled over, so Officer Friendly got quite a show. I didn't get a ticket, but I did get about 20 hours of "personal" community service with him.*
Sounds like a scene from Naughty Sorority Girls Vol. 42!! HAHA
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Quote by Nikki703
YUK!! The guy who reads the gas meter is much hotter!!HAHA
Pfft. Then apparently you haven't seen the pool guy...or the cable guy...or the plumber...or the pizza delivery guy. Seriously woman, do you live under a rock?!
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Cocolicious
No, but I've thought about it...
Seriously if given the chance I'd fuck our UPS man... OMG somebody send me a package, please!
Seriously if given the chance I'd fuck our UPS man... OMG somebody send me a package, please!
