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Reading a part 2 story with no part 1. Or reading a story with missing parts like part 1 2 4 5. Or part 3 with no 1 and 2, What gives?
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What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?
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When someone doesn't even glance at my profile before a chat request. Had one who couldn't believe my age even though I have it on my profile, since he didn't think women my age still had sexual desires.
When I'm in a chat room, if I'm in the mood for a private chat, I will gladly go there. But when I politely say, "No thank you", it means "No thank you", not "I'll give in if you are obnoxious enough about it."
When I'm in a chat room, if I'm in the mood for a private chat, I will gladly go there. But when I politely say, "No thank you", it means "No thank you", not "I'll give in if you are obnoxious enough about it."
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My pet peeve/s
- is that Lush is biased and doesn't have a graphic story category
- my friends are never on when I am on (how f'ing rude!)
- and, ... and that is all
- is that Lush is biased and doesn't have a graphic story category
- my friends are never on when I am on (how f'ing rude!)
- and, ... and that is all
For me, though I understand people's need for privacy, cannot stand someone that does not put anything at all in their profile. What gives? Seriously can't share ANYTHING? At least say something about yourself. Pretty sure your shoe size and what you like to eat for dinner won't reveal your secret identity.
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
This is just a little thing, but now that when you send a friend request to someone there is the option to add a message, saying why you'd like to be friends, it irks me ever so slightly when they don't - I mean when it's someone you have no knowledge of whatsoever...
Just add a few words!!
You know I totally agreed with this Mazz until...
I'm male, horny, love oral, anal, and honestly any kind of sex with a woman. If you want to know more, lets chat or just email me: hornyasfuckdude69.com*.
NOW, I'm thinking that silence is golden and it is possible to share too much in that initial message.
*Email changed to protect the hornyasfuckchattydude.
My Lush pet peeves would be random guys messaging me calling me their honey, love, baby, etc. First of all I am MARRIED, Second, I am not your pet so don't all me any names. IF you want to talk to me be respectful and say "Hi Ashley" or "Hey there". My third would have to be PUT some information on and in your profile if you are going to talk to me. Seriously, I do not understand that. If you are going to talk to me at least have something to say about yourself. 
Mazztastic
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NOW, I'm thinking that silence is golden and it is possible to share too much in that initial message.
*Email changed to protect the hornyasfuckchattydude.
Aaaaw, poor hornyasfuckchattydude.... He never gets the girl....
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
This is just a little thing, but now that when you send a friend request to someone there is the option to add a message, saying why you'd like to be friends, it irks me ever so slightly when they don't - I mean when it's someone you have no knowledge of whatsoever...
Just add a few words!!
or this:
hi how r u, do u cheat on ur bf
My new Lush Pet Peeve is people who send me messages with friend requests. After today, I'm thinking that blind requests are the way to go.
Cheeky Chick
I think some of my biggest ones are. And given I'm new to Lush are pretty clear. I take the time to make a profile with loads of information, Please read it before bothering to talk to me. For I'm going to do the same with you.
I hate when people whisper me when I don't know them. Or even try to talk to me in private chats. Ask me first! Send me a message asking. Anything.
If I happen to be in a relationship, then don't try to get into my panties! It's not gonna happen!
Don't get butthurt over the small stuff... It's just Lush!
I hate when people whisper me when I don't know them. Or even try to talk to me in private chats. Ask me first! Send me a message asking. Anything.
If I happen to be in a relationship, then don't try to get into my panties! It's not gonna happen!
Don't get butthurt over the small stuff... It's just Lush!
Classified
When people can not understand that fishnets are not nylon stockings, let alone sheer!
Fishnets
Fishnets
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
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Candy Connoisseur
When guys answer questions clearly directed at the girls, in the girls section. And vice versa for that matter...it just grinds my fucking gears..
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When guys answer questions clearly directed at the girls, in the girls section. And vice versa for that matter...it just grinds my fucking gears..
ehh, don't be so strict Sydney, don't you know how many guys are pretending to be gals and vice versa! Sometimes people do get confused about all that fuss ya know
Primus Omnium
When you post to a friend for weeks on end and never receive one in return.
Advanced Wordsmith
Those lush members that pass judgment on married people for cheating/chatting then turn around and cyber-fuck every married individual they can get their skanky hands on.
Active Ink Slinger
The people whose photographs they claim are of them are all lifted from a porn site. Its not too difficult to tell even without image search tools. Professional models behave very differently in front of the camera to normal people which is why some photographers go to great lengths to find new models who are not so stereotypical.
Women whose idea of cyber is the guy does all the work.
Women whose idea of cyber is the guy does all the work.
Active Ink Slinger
Do you know what pisses me off? People who whinge on the forums.
And you know what else? People who don't get irony.
And you know what else? People who don't get irony.
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Why not read some stories instead
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Why not read some stories instead
NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber
Clever Gem
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Do you know what pisses me off? People who whinge on the forums.
And you know what else? People who don't get irony.
just in case.....
"WHINGE"
Active Ink Slinger
Missing a very special friend, when I sign in within minutes of him signing off. Well .... just generally missing him, I guess.
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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When someone doesn't even glance at my profile before a chat request. Had one who couldn't believe my age even though I have it on my profile, since he didn't think women my age still had sexual desires.
When I'm in a chat room, if I'm in the mood for a private chat, I will gladly go there. But when I politely say, "No thank you", it means "No thank you", not "I'll give in if you are obnoxious enough about it."
Near the top of the list for me too.
CurlyFries
The amount of people who think that MASTURBATE is spelled masterbate. Since this seems to be every Lushie's favorite pastime, at least you should know how to spell it.
The thing that peeves me the most is the overuse of the word basically. Proper use of the word is seldom used anymore and to me it show extreme doubt or confusion. As one who loves to read and doesn't own a TV (haven't for about 30 years), authors, reporters, other professionals, and especially law enforecment's misuse of it causes me to disregard the message. Our "wise" politicians are overally guilty also. What is up with the dumbing down of people in the "more advanced countries". I see much less use of bad grammer in "3rd World Countries"
ReclusiveCurmudgeon
ReclusiveCurmudgeon
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Quote by swollen
Missing a very special friend, when I sign in within minutes of him signing off. Well .... just generally missing him, I guess.
agreed - and frustrating too!
CurlyFries
Me again. I swear I'm really easygoing.
Men who can't manage to change the red AV, but do figure out how to upload multiple images of their cock. Friend request...denied.
Also, while I'm at it, when the bio is only filled with sexual references from their movie choices to interests. Boring! Your favorite books are Penthouse and Hustler? Really? Do you know what a book is?
Lastly, for now, when guys only blog/status update about how horny they are and are dripping precum and will someone please chat with them. No, you desperate fuck! Unfriend.
Based on past experience, not accepting anymore friends requests with the following words in the name: 69, fuck/fcuk, wet. or reference to size or shape of their cock. It's just never gone well.
If you'll excuse me while I step down now.
Men who can't manage to change the red AV, but do figure out how to upload multiple images of their cock. Friend request...denied.
Also, while I'm at it, when the bio is only filled with sexual references from their movie choices to interests. Boring! Your favorite books are Penthouse and Hustler? Really? Do you know what a book is?
Lastly, for now, when guys only blog/status update about how horny they are and are dripping precum and will someone please chat with them. No, you desperate fuck! Unfriend.
Based on past experience, not accepting anymore friends requests with the following words in the name: 69, fuck/fcuk, wet. or reference to size or shape of their cock.
It's just never gone well. If you'll excuse me while I step down now.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by CurlyGirly
Me again. I swear I'm really easygoing.
Men who can't manage to change the red AV, but do figure out how to upload multiple images of their cock. Friend request...denied.
Also, while I'm at it, when the bio is only filled with sexual references from their movie choices to interests. Boring! Your favorite books are Penthouse and Hustler? Really? Do you know what a book is?
Lastly, for now, when guys only blog/status update about how horny they are and are dripping precum and will someone please chat with them. No, you desperate fuck! Unfriend.
Based on past experience, not accepting anymore friends requests with the following words in the name: 69, fuck/fcuk, wet. or reference to size or shape of their cock.
If you'll excuse me while I step down now.
So glad I wasnt born on June 9 or I may have been Nikki69!! HAHA