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What is the most important "life lesson" you have learned?

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If you think she's mental, do not have sex with her, no matter how attractive she might be, to you.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
If a guy can't handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress.
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If you think she's mental, do not have sex with her, no matter how attractive she might be, to you.



Dude... Hot crazy chicks are the best. They fuck like coked up monkies and they are entertaining ALL the damn time. Just gotta learn how to deal with them. But seriously, they're a riot!
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Dude... Hot crazy chicks are the best. They fuck like coked up monkies and they are entertaining ALL the damn time. Just gotta learn how to deal with them. But seriously, they're a riot!


What a jerk Is that why you call me MONKEY
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What a jerk Is that why you call me MONKEY


I can't even begin to explain the endless reasons for why I call you a monkey. I'm pretty sure there is a 1,000 word limit or something like that in the forum. Go have a banana now. (like with your mouth, eat a banana I meant. NOT masturbate with one)
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I can't even begin to explain the endless reasons for why I call you a monkey. I'm pretty sure there is a 1,000 word limit or something like that in the forum. Go have a banana now. (like with your mouth, eat a banana I meant. NOT masturbate with one)


But what if there is only one left


It's happy cause the choice you're going to make is obvious...
that if you think you have nothing left to learn you are an idiot. and that you should NEVER say you will never do something....
*Keep those who truely love you close.
*Do things for youself.
*Sometimes it is ok to jump in at the deep end, you will take hold of a situation and float.
*Walk away from an argument, you only ever say things you don't really mean.

*Always use the cash point late at night in pairs!
*When a friend borrows clothes, assume you won't see that garment for months!
Be true to yourself.

Live your life and enjoy yourself - smile and laugh as often as you can.

As my Dad always used to say, shit happens - deal with it. Surround yourself with people you love, and who love you, and you can survive pretty much anything.

And yes, try to do as much for yourself as you can, but you should ask for help when you need it. I'm still learning this one, and will struggle on and on without asking for help.
Be true to yourself.

If you can't say something nice about someone don't say nothing at all.

Be careful what you wish on other people it could and will bite you in the ass.

Karma is a BITCH!!!
Don't get married! (From a personal point of view I mean - not saying that for everyone LOL)
Love is love reflected...(long story). Best and most cherished lesson I have ever learned.
Never take those you love and care about for granted. Be demonstrative, let them know you care.
Do not breathe and drink anything, at the same time.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
"Strive for what is out of reach, and you just might achieve it."

"That which you strive for, but never attain; was not destined for you"

"If a man does away with his traditional way of living and throws away his good customs,
he had better first make certain that he has something of value to replace them."
Honesty is always the best policy. sometimes honesty hurts the ones that you love, but they have to know what you're thinking. It will also put a strain on friendships. if they are a true friend they will understand that you are saying something out of unconditional love.
Just let it go.
Not to put myself under pressure. The results are mainly negative.
No one is as bad as you think and no one is as good as you think, we are all somewhere in between doing the best we can with the abilities we were given.... And never eat yellow snow!
women, never trust them :-)
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women, never trust them :-)


The king of love has woman problems!? What hope is there for the rest of us!?

You have to lesson to your hart and don't let what other people think get in your way!
if its amazing, it won't be easy. If its easy, it won't be amazing. If its worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy
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The king of love has woman problems!? What hope is there for the rest of us!?




hehe..I don't have problem about woman, just I think we shouldn't trust them 100%...Their devil is 10 times stronger than ours :-)
I have learnt to not just say the words "i love you" every day but to show my loved ones as well
Words are easy, but its the small things that we do that show our true feelings
love is like a flower, everyday it needs attention, needs care... everyday it needs water and sunlight..if you don't care, it just die
That to treat people with respect earns respect back.
Also, Karma is a real bitch so it's really wise not to fuck with her!
no matter how many times I try, I cannot move the couch with my toe sad
The most inportant thing life has taught me is a statement someone made years pass in history. And until 2 months ago I never really thought about it much. "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. And that is so true, you let your guard douwn and people will stab you in the back for their own personal gain
My biggest thing i leared has been life is not fair there is a reason for eveything and do not take things for granted they are there one minute and gone the next love the people around you because they will always be there for you no matter what