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doctorlove
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All the straight women?
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Quote by kiera
Shoe shopping at Harvey Nics with our bi and lesbian friends, we just all love shoes...What are all the straight guys doing these days?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Scotland!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by kiera
Shoe shopping at Harvey Nics with our bi and lesbian friends, we just all love shoes...What are all the straight guys doing these days?


Leaving the toilet seat up and not hoovering for weeks at a time
Burquette
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All the straight women?


They're all at my place. I only have one computer. Sorry.
Jen
Charming as fuck
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Scotland!


Lol. Hi Rachel xx
doctorlove
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Well, at least I can get the pipe cleaned and the bag squeezed.
69Kisses96
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They are still around, but I suspect that about half of them are fooling themselves. I have to be honest. I am very proud of my skills in giving pleasure to women, but if it were possible to have a ten best list for giving orgasms to women, somewhere between eight and nine would be female. Just look at this site. The amount of sexual experience among female members is quite high in comparison to the general population of women and the percentage of female members self-identifying as bi or lesbian is very high. According to one survey I read, three times as many women self-identify as bi or lesbian as men who self-identify as bi or gay. Add in the fact that people on this site are far more open about their sexual likes and dislikes than the general population, it may seem like the straight women represent the 180 defenders of the Alamo, surrounded by thousands of Santa Ana's troops. Hopefully, they won't fight to the death.
sprite
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They're all at my place. I only have one computer. Sorry.


if so, probably not straight anymore ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
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Quote by Jen


Lol. Hi Rachel xx


is it sunday yet? i hear they all go lesbian on sundays.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Jen
Charming as fuck
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is it sunday yet? i hear they all go lesbian on sundays.


I'm sure it's something to do with pancakes.
sprite
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Quote by Jen


I'm sure it's something to do with pancakes.


and syrup. don't forget the syrup.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Burquette
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if so, probably not straight anymore ;)


ScreamQueen
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Where have all the Straight women gone?
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Where have all the Straight women gone?
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Where have all the straight women gone?
Young girls have picked them everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the straight women gone?
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Where have all the straight women gone?
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Where have all the straight women gone?
Gone for husbands everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the husbands gone?
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Where have all the husbands gone?
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Where have all the husbands gone?
Gone for soldiers everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
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Where have all the soldiers gone?
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Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards, everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the graveyards gone?
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Where have all the graveyards gone?
Gone to flowers, everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the flowers gone?
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Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time ago

Where have all the flowers gone?
Young girls have picked them everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
69Kisses96
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A wise woman once said, "Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet."