Where do you masturbate??

Often at my desk for the porn online. Next would be with whoever Im having sex with. Often mastrubate with them as a voyuer/exhibitionist thing. When waking in the morning and want to use the morning wood.

🤐 It’s a secret 🤫

On Moon

Used to sit in sit of my peterbilt at night when I was getting tired I would strip out of my clothes and driving naked didn't take long to get hard so far hours I would masterbat make it last as long as I could to keep awake and when I finally did cum the mess I would make I could rub all my self didn't hurt to taste either had to clean up some how

Usually lying in or on my bed. Sometimes in my armchair, skirt up, legs spread over chair arms. Occasionally lying outside in the grass.

These days it's normally on my bed in the morning.

Usually in bed in the afternoon when I'm taking a break from household chores.

In the shower. Sliding my cock back and forth in a soapy fist really gets me a good hard cum every time.

Lounging in my den chair with some porn on my phone or tablet. This tends to be longer and slower with more edging.

And, a few times, in the woods near my house. Fairly quiet without many other people around. I go commando and then drop my shorts in a private spot and dump my load on the ground or against a tree.

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In the shower. Sliding my cock back and forth in a soapy fist really gets me a good hard cum every time.

Lounging in my den chair with some porn on my phone or tablet. This tends to be longer and slower with more edging.

And, a few times, in the woods near my house. Fairly quiet without many other people around. I go commando and then drop my shorts in a private spot and dump my load on the ground or against a tree.

Yeah, that brings back memories when I spent some time yearly in Florida, in the wild wooded Florida. I used to love to walk naked through the back 8 acres on small sand roads in the heat and sun. Such arousing an atmosphere that I would usually stop along the way and jerk off, as you do, onto the ground.

90% of the time I masturbate in my leather chair in the living room, usually in the afternoon. Half of that time my laptop is on the chair's large armrest as I watch porn or read stories on this site. The other 10% I will do in bed as I watch porn on tv. On rare occasions, I will add in my vibrating prostate toy. Lotion and paper towels are always at my side ready to assist. I try not to jackoff too much, maybe 2-3x a week.

Anywhere except on our bed.

Mostly in a tree

I like to do it anywhere I can. The woods are great. By the river, in the park, I love doing it in the steam room and the sauna. Not been caught yet but still hoping 💦🍆

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Mostly in a tree

I see a thick ass platano.

Tadamn!!!

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I see a thick ass platano.

Tadamn!!!

Hey you, stop perving on me perving on you!! I feel violated and need to go for a shower and a cry

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Hey you, stop perving on me perving on you!! I feel violated and need to go for a shower and a cry

I have wandering eyes and they always fall on you.

On my wife's command usually over her tits

Wherever I want

Anywhere I can

I do it in bed with my partner asleep if I can’t sleep. He says I should wake him up but he would be a grouch in the morning. I’ve done it with a toy in the shower and ended up squeaky clean. One the bathroom floor on a towel. I’ve done it in the ladies room at work when I was really horny years ago. Very quietly.

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Say!
I like to masturbate!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would do it in a boat!
And I would do it in only a coat...
And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it while wearing socks.
And I will do it without a blouse.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! in the closet, when I'm bare - I would do it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
to do the deed from here to there!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am


(obviously, took some creative license with Green Eggs and Ham. I hope this is not counted as plagiarism. )

Parody is the greatest compliment! Well done.

Usually between my legs, almost always in private, but sometimes I can just sit there and think myself right into heaven. Last time the lady next to me at the lecture was quite amused. We had coffee later.

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I do it in bed with my partner asleep if I can’t sleep. He says I should wake him up but he would be a grouch in the morning. I’ve done it with a toy in the shower and ended up squeaky clean. One the bathroom floor on a towel. I’ve done it in the ladies room at work when I was really horny years ago. Very quietly.

I do that too if I can't sleep. It's a quiet and different type of play.

Deep underground in my bombshelter. Waiting for the big one. Orgasm that is.

I like to finger my fat juicy pussy outside I like to find a secluded area and pull my tits out and go to town hoping someone catches me

On my couch

In The Shower, Bedroom, Lounge, Garden, Beach, Countryside, Car, Train & Bus x

In bed, shower, at my desk at home, or anywhere else I can get away with it.

I’m all about sneaky spots , like the shower or curled up in bed when no one’s around. Feels extra naughty that way.

Anywhere I think I can get away with it