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Bathtub, shower, bed, couch. Like to in morning afternoon and nighttime
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Where do you masturbate??
Candyman
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Do you do it in bed? in the dark?, light, sunshine, naked, bathroom, shower, you get the idea. Describe the environment where you like to do it in as much detail as you can.
Anywhere and everywhere. Wait, anywhere and everywhere that won't get me arrested. If I don't get caught, that counts, too.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
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Wherever. At the office a lot.
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Masturbating hmmmm, it's happened a lot of places and yes in public to.
I suppose for me its more about how rather where.
I either have someone in mind and take my time, enjoy and fantsize and draw the orgasm out.
Or just for relief and that is fast, hard and just want to get the reward of cumming
I suppose for me its more about how rather where.
I either have someone in mind and take my time, enjoy and fantsize and draw the orgasm out.
Or just for relief and that is fast, hard and just want to get the reward of cumming
Head Nurse
Frequently on the living room floor. I have light leather couches. Don't want to ruin them with a puddle 
Active Ink Slinger
I never can in the shower, takes so long and I can just never be arsed....
Active Ink Slinger
I masturbate almost anywhere's I can. I'm a habitual masturbator and love the feel of a nice self-induced orgasm as much as one with a friend.
Active Ink Slinger
When ever I need to .....wherever that may be
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Top Shot
In my bed. Yes, I'm that traditional.
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Active Ink Slinger
Most of the time in bed, sometimes at my desk (at home), sometimes the restroom at work, sometimes on the couch at home, occasionally outside.
Active Ink Slinger
Most of the time in bed, sometimes at my desk (at home), sometimes the restroom at work, sometimes on the couch at home, occasionally outside.
Active Ink Slinger
I normally do it when the mood strikes and that can be pretty much anywhere and any time. I have done at on a few risky places, where there was a risk of getting caught, just to heighten the experience. However most of the time I do it very unspectacular. In the evening, naked in my bed, dim lights, just enjoying myself, taking my time.
SAY! I LIKE TO PUMP MY HAM!
I DO! I LIKE IT, SAM-I-AM!
AND I WOULD PUMP IT IN A BOAT.
AND I WOULD PUMP IT WITH A GOAT...
AND I WILL PUMP IT IN THE RAIN.
AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN.
AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.
IT FEELS SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
SO I WILL PUMP IT IN A BOX.
AND I WILL PUMP IT WITH A FOX.
AND I WILL PUMP IT IN A HOUSE.
AND I WILL PUMP IT WITH A MOUSE.
AND I WILL PUMP IT HERE AND THERE.
SAY! I WILL PUMP IT ANYWHERE!
I DO SO LIKE TO PUMP MY HAM!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SAM I AM
I DO! I LIKE IT, SAM-I-AM!
AND I WOULD PUMP IT IN A BOAT.
AND I WOULD PUMP IT WITH A GOAT...
AND I WILL PUMP IT IN THE RAIN.
AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN.
AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.
IT FEELS SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
SO I WILL PUMP IT IN A BOX.
AND I WILL PUMP IT WITH A FOX.
AND I WILL PUMP IT IN A HOUSE.
AND I WILL PUMP IT WITH A MOUSE.
AND I WILL PUMP IT HERE AND THERE.
SAY! I WILL PUMP IT ANYWHERE!
I DO SO LIKE TO PUMP MY HAM!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SAM I AM
