OK, one more:
"I've always loved the English girls. I very much enjoy doing to them what their ancestors did to my country." - Craig Ferguson 6/29/2010
I can believe anything provided it is incredible.
I can resist everything except temptation.
The way to get rid of teptation is to yield to it.
It is only the modern that becomes old fashioned.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Oscar Wild's paradoxes
“We need to make books sexy again. If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.” John Waters
Swing hard in case you hit it!
There's no road to happiness.... Happiness is the road
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt
"I believe in nonsense...it wakes up the brain cells." -Dr. Seuss
"There is no such thing as a good girl gone bad...just bad girls who are found out." -Mae West
"I may not know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone." -Bill Cosby
"Fuck em if they can't take a joke" -Uknown
Children are a poor man's wealth. Danish proverb
He who is afriad to ask, is afraid of learning. Danish Proverb
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. Abraham Lincoln
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire. Robert Frost
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
“You miss 100% of the shots you never take.” Wayne Gretzky
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. - My motto.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. - Aldous Huxley (kind of reminded me of lush for some reason ;))
“When my mama asks me, will I change? I tell her yeah, but it's clear I'll always be the same until the end of time.” - Tupac Shakur
"Their a sandwich short of a picnic"
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein
I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.
Albert Einstein
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear
what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Sieur Louis de Conte
I'd rather hate you for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can't
Song: Never Enough
Artist: Five Finger Death Punch
Im an obsessive quote collector, heres a few of my favirotes.
I see life as a collection of experiences, and I find myself to be an avid collector.
My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.
"Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed."
— Herman Melville
“Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.”
- Robert A. Heinlein
"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."
- Gore Vidal
"There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet."
- Randy Pausch (1960-2008)
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
sorry for the long winded post, enjoy
Goodnight Vienna, the world is screwed
"I love you Dad."
- my daughter
keep the pass in the pass
"Why is there never enough time to do it right but always enough time to do it over?"
"Yesterday is history,
tommorow is a mystery,
today is the present,
thats why it's a gift"
Comedy is only a funny way of being serious - Peter Ustinov
"Desire is the Essence of Man"
Angel Princess of Passion
"If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances." Julia Soul
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke
" I think,therefore I am".
"Suffer what there is to suffer, enjoy what there is to enjoy." Nichiren Daishonin.
