3 Things About Yourself

13 Jun 2018

1. I volunteered with Sunday Friends charity last summer n loved it
2. I'm so awkward in front of people I really like
3. I believe in true love

13 Jun 2018

1. I have an eating disorder
2. I double majored in English and economics with a focus on game theory. If I could do it over again I’d focus on behavioral economics.
3. I am a recluse who only leaves his house for my weekly therapy appointment and to procure food.

14 Jun 2018

1. The Pacific Ocean is my backyard
2. I am married to a wonderful woman.
3. I have twins that are finishing their Junior year in college.

14 Jun 2018

I'm a Vietnam veteran.
I've been a feminist since 1972.
I'm a big fan of the Texas Longhorns.

20 Jul 2018

- I can talk to dead people (who I#ve never met)

- I once had rough sex with a demon

- I enjoy astral projection

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22 Jul 2018

Quote by SubBibi
- I can talk to dead people (who I#ve never met)

- I once had rough sex with a demon

- I enjoy astral projection

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1. I love dark sci-fi, horror, and comedy, preferably, with intelligent writing that makes me think, but it's not required.
2. Regardless of what I'm doing, I'd rather be at the beach.
3. I'm a pretty decent musician (guitar, drums, and keys).

25 Jul 2018

1. I'm the proud owner of a colourful smiling turd emoji.
2. I've just added moving to Bora Bora to my bucket list.
3. I really like unsalted butter, it just tastes better IMHO.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

25 Jul 2018

i'm a nudist
i'm gay
i love lots of cock and cum in both my mouth and going in my ass

26 Jul 2018

1. I like to exercise
2. I'm currently addicted to iced caramel lattes
3. I don't like it when people steal my Costa card and use up all my points.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

26 Jul 2018

1. I am recently divorced
2. I carry a 2-handicap at golf
3. I am a big fan of Disney animation.

26 Jul 2018

1. I'm divorced.
2. I have 2 "kids".
3. I love the beach and the ocean.

Forget social acceptability
"Taboos" are just likes and dislikes. Allow your mind to wander and your heart to flourish.

26 Jul 2018

1. I've never been married
2. I can't have children
3. I live in the 8th snobbiest town in Ohio, (according to CultureTrip.com)

26 Jul 2018

My home is in a swamp
Im a new grandfather
Once owned a chain (14) of video shops.

26 Jul 2018

I'm hot
I'm sticky
I need a shower

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

27 Jul 2018

I'm afraid of automatic restrooms.
The way Tan France says younger presses my buttons in ways I never knew I needed.
My first real love was Link from the Legend of Zelda games.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

27 Jul 2018

I had a shower.
Then we had showers.
Now we have thunder.

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

27 Jul 2018

I have over 35 thousand books in my shop
I find the dark sensual in my writings
I'm a NCAA basketball junkie

27 Jul 2018

1. avatar is me right now

27 Jul 2018

1 Friendly
2 Wets
3 can't say NO

Hope Breaking taboos around my sexuality.
I can understand you might be a little apprehensive to chat with me because of my age.
It is difficult for ladies to want to chat with me, because there is a huge stigma and a certain level of taboo connected to my age.
What is it exactly that makes mature woman attractive to me?
Have you ever really looked deeply at and felt a mature woman?
For me…
There is a sense of something rich, mature and possibly deep that can emanate through her body, a quality that is attractive in and of itself.
She usually offers an image of the aging gracefully, sexy mature woman as something that is desirable, something that aspire me to and look forward to being one day – beautiful mature women. They still so radiant because what’s inside always shines outward. They teach me to love myself, and love my life, and I will attract others.
My Personal Vids and pics updated Sep. 22, 2018 HAVE A GREAT DAY!! Meow!!!

27 Jul 2018

1. My humor doesn't always translate very well.

2. I am almost always listening to music.

3. I have a file on my computer labeled "Incomplete" and it's filled with partially written stories.

I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.

If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2

29 Jul 2018

Quote by kiera
1. I like to exercise
2. I'm currently addicted to iced caramel lattes
3. I don't like it when people steal my Costa card and use up all my points.

Shouldnt this be in the 'Which one is a fib' thread? If so I say #1.

1. I drink far too much tea.
2. I like to think about exercise.
3. I have been eating salad for lunch for about 2 months (very unlike me).

29 Jul 2018

1. i have a keen intuition.
2. i posess an abnormal love of forensics.
3. i use my limited knowledge of asl to eavesdrop.

Say. Her. Name.

29 Jul 2018

1 , not a normal female in that i love - football , fast cars , camping , and dont mind getting my hands dirty .

2, i have watched just about every episode of csi , ncis , so beware i could kill you in so many ways , but im way to nice to hurt anyone

3, love cake decorating .

30 Jul 2018

Quote by simplyjohn

Shouldn't this be in the 'Which one is a fib' thread? If so I say #1.

1. I drink far too much tea.
2. I like to think about exercise.
3. I have been eating salad for lunch for about 2 months (very unlike me).

I fixed that for you Embarassed

1. I think John only visits me for my coffee
1. I think when John thinks about exercise he's thinking about women in tight sports clothing.
3. I've seen John eat a salad at the Harvester, so it's not entirely a lie

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

30 Jul 2018

I am not ready to go back to work (in a few weeks)
I am happily married to an amazing hardworking man
I’m the mother of a moody preteen

30 Jul 2018

I'm stuck in poems and need to do a story in collaboration.
A portion of my home was built in 1862.
I collect candelabras.

30 Jul 2018

1. I am a College Honor Student, 2nd year starts in September.
2. I have a weakness for coffee
3. I love taking scenic pictures

31 Jul 2018

1. I'm writing again
2. I constantly live in the moment ( which makes it hard to plan anything....)
3. I fall asleep watching horror movies every night

I'd love you to check out my latest

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-summer-of-the-tentacle-.aspx

1 Aug 2018

1. I'm a recent transplant to the South.
2. For a time, I road-tested pre-production/prototype Porsches.
3. I never thought I'd say this, but what I do now is more fun than test driving sports cars.

1 Aug 2018

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