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3 Things About Yourself

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1. Two weeks today I will be back in the cottage in Devon coarse fishing for 6 days.
2. I will be unemployed at the end of November
3. I am looking forward to having all my meals round at Kiera's, very kind of her to offer, from 1st December (except pizza's)


1. I'm insisting John doesn't bring me back fish to cook or I WILL cook him a pizza.
2. I'm looking forward to supervising John when he's unemployed from November while he finishes his decorating so we can swap homes.
3. I think the amount of carbonara I cooked earlier this week because I was bored could well last John a lifetime.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
I'm old, I have enjoyed great lovers in my life...I wish I could still enjoy sex as I used to...
Quote by 32norm34
I'm old, I have enjoyed great lovers in my life...I wish I could still enjoy sex as I used to...


There's a pill for that

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Quote by kiera


You're always so helpful. No wonder you got an awesome badge.


I wanted another one, but John is being such a tight arse

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Kiera Says you do!


I no longer have a hangover
I am having Chinese
I am going out drinking again

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Quote by apptobebad
There's a pill for that


It gives me a headache
1. I am listening to The Last Night Of The Proms
2. I am looking after my wife who has had a foot operation and will be rather immobile for six weeks
3. I cooked an omelette with smoked salmon and topped with melted Camembert this evening- and I’m stuffed
About myself?...Ok my thoughts then...

1. I believe Human Rights are most important of any.
Those who strive to better themselves shouldn't be forced to abide by those who don't care or try, or want to change everyone else to their mindset...
...Equal for all, isn't always fair for all who more apply themselves, and contribute to human-kind.

2. I believe the true measure of the human specie's genetic evolution is it's good moral compass, it's current mutation to a smaller size, pale skin pigment, lighter pigment eyes, to more tolerate the inertia of space flight, and to better reflect non-visual forms of interstellar radiation, evolving to it's more pure energy state of existence, as we explore our reality of the universe,...

...not it's lack of human value, or it's current proven genetic mutation to larger size,
(abnormality of pituitary gland gigantism proportionate to mass and gravitational law), or Earthly physical ability.

3. My favorite dessert is home-made vanilla ice cream with fresh strawberries on top,
and warm Pinot poured over it...It makes your nipples hard instantly...Yummy...


Hmmmmmm.....another 3 things about me

1) I'm at work....being on break, gives me some time to be here.

2) I have a weakness for chocolate cheesecake

3) Text talk drives me Crazy!!!!!!! Would rather spelled out my words.
1) I hate being cold
2) In the past 5 years I have been an actor and/or singer and/or dancer in 17 plays, shows, or dramatic readings
3) Since January 2015 I have had two operations, chemotherapy, and immunotherapy combatting 3 kinds of cancer
1. i can be painfully indifferent.
2. i have an almost unhealthy addiction to haribo sweets.
3. i love men's watches! i'd wear them more often, but the oversized faces can make them a difficult fit for my dainty wrists.

Say. Her. Name.


1. I try to like everyone, but sometimes I have more sympathy for animals
because of how our human species treat them.

2. Sometimes I ride Pepper down to the lake, and sit there quietly with my eyes closed listening...
Hear his breath, his chewing/ripping at the grass, he's such a pig eating sometimes,
his feet stamping the ground, my saddle squeaking when I move, our ducks splashing and bathing,
geese flying over, fish coming up to eat the buzzing water flies, sometimes beaver cracking wood over by the out-water,
smell everything sweet in the air, and just feel the wind and warm sun on my face.

3. I like to go up to the main haus and help out mum in the kitchen.
She sings a lot, mostly the older songs I remember her singing as I was growing up.
We not talk a lot. I just listen to her sing.

...smiles
1. I am good at massages.
2. I like red wine
3. I am drinking red wine

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

1. I love my job
2. I am full of giggles
3. I shamelessly watch reality television
1. I have been told that I am an interesting person to get to know
2. I did not come to Lush for the sex aspect of the site
3. I would like to find some women, at Lush, that just like to chat and dont expect me to cyber with them.
1. I often wonder what century Fuzzy thinks he should have been born.
2. I've stroked a full-grown lion when I went to the Gambia
3. My youngest daughter is at least part demon. I'll never feel safe eating a pain au chocolat again.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
I'm :

Easygoing
Joyful
Composed
Quote by kiera
1. I'm really a woman, not a man pretending to be and doing a piss poor job of it.
2. I really like Pink Floyd, especially Comfortably Numb.
3. I have a really sore neck. I need a massage.


I say number 1 is the porky pie... wait have I got the right thread?

Comfortably numb... sounds like my di.... oh never mind.

1. I am unemployed from Friday 21st Septemer 2018
2. In real life I am KK's submissive. I am so sick of cleaning her floors!
3. I am going on holiday Saturday 22nd September to Devon for a week
Quote by simplyjohn


I say number 1 is the porky pie... wait have I got the right thread?

Comfortably numb... sounds like my di.... oh never mind.

1. I am unemployed from Friday 21st Septemer 2018
2. In real life I am KK's submissive. I am so sick of cleaning her floors!
3. I am going on holiday Saturday 22nd September to Devon for a week


Cheeky, all you do is drink all my coffee. You don't even wash the mug after.

I'm kinda jealous. Devonshire cream teas are the best

oh btw. September has a b in it You're welcome xo
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
1. The phrase I hear most often is "I can't believe you just said that"
2. I'm currently in a job where I don't care if I get fired, its enormously liberating.
3. I have a really low bullshit tolerance.
1. As it's known that I've never consumed alcohol, I've also not consumed coffee or soda.
2. I tend to purchase at least 7(and sometimes 11) of the same tshirt as I customize them.
3. Never worn a heel under 6inches(unless its T.U.K. creepers) and never worn flats.
1. I am a professional
2. I am not gay
3. I have had an amazing life