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3 Things About Yourself

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1. I am a strong independent woman.
2. I am tired, and I am not getting out of bed today.
3. I am not cooking either, I'll order a pizza and kids can collect it at the door or I would be lying about #2 and I hate lying.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
1. I love to wear black all the time.
2. I sometimes wear a butt plug to work.
3. I love to walk in snow but hate being cold.
1. I'm a good tipper
2. I can't sing, but I'm a great dancer.
3. I was once part of a medical study of identical twins.
1. I am the oldest of 3 girls, but most think I’m the youngest.
2. I love Autumn and look forward to it all year
3. I am an extremely forgiving person but even I have my limits
1. I have an obsession with fairies and magic in general.
2. My brother is in jail for trying to rob a bank and I'm currently in a relationship with his now ex-girlfriend, hence the "It's Complicated" status.
3. I write most of my erotica at work unbeknownst to my boss, yay 2nd shift haha.
1. I know some of my favorite movies verbatim.
2. I can mimic a lot of noises that my cat makes.
3. I speak a little German and Spanish.
4. I have an extensive vocabulary.
1. I’ve had the opportunity to drive a race car on a race track. It’s was fucking awesome!!
2. I’m an excellent cook and love to have dinner parties for my friends
3. I’m an excellent drummer and played in an amateur girl band in college
1. I was just in Las Vegas for a week of adult fun with my wife and some close friends, still recovering from it.
2. I have attended a football game in every SEC Stadium
3. I will be going to my first Army vs Navy football game this year. Go Army!!!!!
1. I'm a retired professional wrestler.
2. I hate this time of year (Thanksgiving, Christmas. New Years Eve)
3. You'll never see me wanting to play with a conservative regardless of how hot they might look.
I'm old(ish)
I'm sane(ish)
I love my friends on Lush
1) I have been visiting Lushstories for about 10 years and just decided to join a couple days ago
2) I hate the Winter
3) I eat oatmeal everyday for breakfast
I like the dark in writing.
I have played guitar with a well know blues band.
I have degrees in psychology and philosophy
1) I Love Coffee.
2) At my high school fashion show I volunteered to model a satin night shirt, there is a picture of me from that night in my yearbook.
3) I hate grammar.
1) I'm 50 Years old

2) I'm a geek, gamer, bookworm

3) I tend to hate people
1. I am new to Lush, literally hours
2. I live in rural north Georgia and am a country girl with a city attitude
3. I never show nudes, the avatar is the sexiest it will get and that was a lark.
1. I've been doing Kegels every day for 19 years.
2. I rarely watch TV series I'm interested in when they're first run. I wait for the series finale, then I binge watch them. (GoT is the exception).
3. I love Manhattan, and have been there over 20 times.
I am unemployed today
I am having a lay in
I like pizza

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

1) I have a cat named Mischief, even though she is not friendly I still Loves her.

2) I hate public speaking...even when I have to give a presentation this morning.

3) The sunflower is my favorite flower.
I have a cheesecake fetish.
I love little puppies.
The night is my favorite time of day.
1. I am in love with a lady named Kelsey, she lives in another state
2. I belief in Karma
3. I have four scars from having sex outside by a campfire
1. I am currently debating with myself and others about staying or leaving Lush
2. I am currently looking for female Lush friends that enjoy chatting and dont spend all their time invisible
3. I recently had dinner with a famous female movie star.
1. I used to be fluent in French. Trying to get back to it.

2. I’ve traveled to many places in Europe but Prague stole my heart

3. I’m almost 50 and never been married
1. I don't drink because there's a lot of alcoholism and substance abuse in my family.
2. I used to drive a big Ford tractor with a bush hog on the back when I was a teen to mow fields at our horse farm. (I weighed 90 lbs then)
3. In 2007 I owned a social network website for women called Sam's Place on the Ning platform, but when Ning banned adult content in January 2008, my site bit the dust. A competitor site owner then asked me to run her sex-site, which I'm still doing nearly 10 years later.