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3 Things About Yourself

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I. I own my condo and my challenger.

II. I've taught myself how to take care of my car to the point of knowing how to take care of the lovables 2004 Cadillac DeVille DTS(those two spark plugs are well hidden!!!) and 2015 Ford F-150 that I don't need to take it to the mechanics.

III. Forever a drummer even though I rarely play the drums anymore--I really loved playing KAMIKAZE by EMINEM on the drums.

I used to drive an old beat-up Triumph Spitfire in high school.

I own a really nice telescope (Celeston NextStar 8).

I am insanely good at air hockey.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

1. I love sex enormously🫦

2. I love black guys dearly💋

3. I love 2B gangbanged constantly❤️‍🔥

I’m really craving for a huge Cock💋

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME GET LAID🫦

1. I'm an identical mirror twin. She's the left to my right.

2. If my cat doesn't like you, I won't date you. 😊

3. I'll always prefer fingering the pages of a physical book vs ebooks.

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

1. 6th of 7 children

2. Analytics is in my DNA

3. I don’t wear underwear most of the time because my crotch and butt crack overheat and give me heat rash

I. Get fucked/Wrecked

II. Suck my Ovaries/Dick

III. Suck my ass

Are a few of my go to replies when we're laughing too much or when getting burn.

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I. Get fucked/Wrecked

II. Suck my Ovaries/Dick

III. Suck my ass

Are a few of my go to replies when we're laughing too much or when getting burn.

Oh, and I say, this bitch too

1. Just because I love to suck dicks & get fucked, it does NOT mean I'm a sissy, want to be a girl or treated as a sub.
2. I like to eat and fuck pussy, too.
3. Just because I have a small dick, I do NOT want it to be in a cage.

1. I used to be a professional dancer (and kind of still am).

2. I was a virgin until I met my husband in my early 30s. I've made up for lost time since. 😉

3. My Ancestry DNA says my family are from as far north as Afghanistan and as far south as Gujarat.

‘The pious fable and the dirty story
Share in the total literary glory.’

W.H. Auden

1. My house and 2 of my 3 automobiles are paid for.

2. I have very strong fingers—nobody has ever beat me using the spring finger muscles builder.

3. I was the first person to ace my college Select Topics In Algebra and Trigonometry course—I was also the only student to ever solve the final exam extra credit fractional quadratic polynomial equation.

1. I want to believe in an afterlife, but struggle with faith because I can't yet convince my brain that it's possible (with a dead brain, how do we remember who we were/are? How do we remember loved ones? What part of us lives on?

2. I speak French worse than anyone on earth (Truth), yet, I played the lead in an all-French play that won the state play competition

3. I can masturbate to completion with my mind (no hands) and have done so a couple of times in front of people.

Manager of the famous group: Salacious Interrogatory https://www.lushstories.com/groups/salacious-interrogatory

Went to high school in Germany.

Read German much better than I speak it now. That's despite four years studying German while living in Frankfurt am Main and a further four years of study at University of Alabama.

Despite being a mathematician and scientist at heart, went to Law School.

I am a homebody

I am family orientated

I am on Lush most mornings lol oh dear

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

Food redface

- Recently started to enjoy eating mushrooms lol I can cook with it, but could not stand them ..now I'm a fan

- Still do not like olives surprisedops: love olive oil ..no, no, NO olives for me

- I love most drinks that has green tea yes

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

My phone rotflmao

- I am only EVER on Lush via my phone ..phone is fine

- I delete all pics posted on Lush, except my real pics lol ..hello, my phone

- I go through phases on Lush biggrin they don't last ..currently I am exploring other forums

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

My family heart

- I am a daughter ..my dad, sadly my mum passed away in 2019. RIL mum

- I am a sister ..two older brothers and one younger ..five younger sisters aka sissies

- I am an aunty ..sheesh ..ahm ..seventeen hurricanes lol ..oh dear ..seven nieces, ten nephews

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

Family chat groups ok

- Immediate family ..we have two ..one with the boys, the other without ..trust me, you wouldn't want them either biggrin gotta love 'em

- Outer family ..family members living within the country ..aunts, uncles and gazillion cousins

- International family ..global tribe ..aunts, uncles and more cousins ..those wannabe family redface blenders

lol too funny

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

I'm very tall with the curves of a stick
I don't wear dresses or skirts
I like dill pickles

I love eating cheesecake w/ a tall glass of milk.

I love Russia.

I'm selfish.

Dessert pies yes only three for now

- lemon pie

- pineapple pie

- custard pie/apple pie ..either

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

My top fruits ok a few of them

- nashi pear

- mango/watermelon (anything melon)

- grapes/strawberries/orange/mandarin

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇