3 Things About Yourself

Horny all the time

Twin daughters plus one

Married husband after livingvwith him six years

Everybody who knows me now thinks of me a super st8 guy, but I was a wildchild for a long time (I've been a swinger, sex surrogate and Bull and cuckold both)

I went to formula II racing school and was in 4 or 5 races and even won 1!

I am the next thing to a hypersexual, yet I've been celibate for 10 years

A) I'm a combat vet.

B) I'm considered and excellent cook, baker, candy maker by most who know me.

C) I scuba dove for years

Love to cook

Love to crossdress

Love to suck cock.

Butt Fetish. I love anal sex and getting shots in the butt.

MIFF. 3 daughters haven't diminished my sexual desire.

Fasionable/Conservative (Old Fashioned) Dresser. Always in a skirt and blouse or dress with nylons and high heels.

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I am required to have an “adult” accompany me to Costco to keep my spending below $500 per visit.

1. I am an exceptional cook.

2. I am a compulsive reader.

3. I have worked 123 countries.

LMFAO

1. Irascible

2. A pickle lover

3. Irritatingly indecisive

1. Excellent Cook

2. I used to swing with bisexual M/F couples or serve as a bull to couples/cuck couples. Would do it again w/o thinking.

3. I’ve been to nude campgrounds.

1. I am almost always listening to music, unless watching TV.

2. I have visited all 50 states and 12 countries, world-wide.

3. I love sports and played golf, tennis, and baseball, while in school.

Double major BA (mathematics and physics) , JD, LLM

Fluent in German

Licensed private pilot with IFR rating

1. I used to write

2. I have 3 cats

3. I'm on a painting kick atm.

I'm stupid tall
I'm stupid thin
but not altogether stupid

I'm a queer witch.

I'm attracted to intelligent women with a mind of their own. (See the poster above for an example of this.)

I'm the one who keeps changing the radio station at work away from top 40 to classical music.

Pedant

Penguin whisperer

Purveyor of quality smut

Hedonist pursuer of the pleasures of the flesh

Frustrated, time-starved want-to-be author of stories of pleasures of the flesh

Fertile mind always thinking about pleasures of the flesh

Happy

Smiley

Giggles

Peaceful

Content

Joyful

Chilaxin

Packing

Thinking

Oh I have three funny things about me

1. Marilyn Monroe would be the only woman I want to kiss

2. I look first when I see a person the first time, at his/her shoes

3. I have a mean Stalker, a woman who is jealous of me and follows me, she made me get banned on three sex forums.

Optimist

Dancer

Reader

1. I crave deep, flirty conversation.

2. I blend mischief with mystery.

3. I leave marks—with words or more.

1. I’m someone who enjoys poetry

2. I love audible more than kindle

3. I prefer a real book to online

1. I went to therapy because people told me I was a sex addict. Turns out men just can't imagine a sexually open woman without thinking she's damaged. I also learned sex addiction is fucked up and I'm glad I'm not.

2. I got detained at the airport while travelling to the US.

3. I once completely passed out during a house party. It's been over a decade and people still tell me how cute I look while asleep. Apparently there was always someone cuddling me that night.

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Peaceful

Content

Joyful

How can you be that when you're horny all the time? lol 🤩

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How can you be that when you're horny all the time? lol 🤩

Because I have a wonderfully attentive husband to sates my carnal desires fully and expertly together with the fact that I find solace in being both wife and mother. My family is my life right now and gives me purpose and fulfillment.

1. Retired in my forties after selling my company. Very good accountant/investment counselor has made it possible through shrewd and very profitable investments to ensure I live very comfortably.

2. I am an excellent/ creative cook having attended culinary school after I retired. No I won’t provide any recipes. There are plenty on the internet.

3. I have worked in or visited 123 countries

Mom of three girls 5-2-2

Wife of 6 years

Stepped back from a career to be a full-time mom after twins were born.

Bonus - Best decisions I've made in all three of the above. No regrets at all.