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In the middle of a panic attack, which you're desperately trying to control, some fucker always says, "Take a deeeep breath..." "Calm down..." "Deeeep breaths..."

What do you think I'm TRYING to do, you bell-end? FFS.
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I hate when people ask you if your okay like a million times.

I think people hate when you way whatever...I do like saying that myself. Knowing it pisses people off.

I hate when you are talking to somebody and they say...I'm listening....you know they aren't but just say that to piss you off.

Xo
i hate when people end a CLEARLY offensive remark with, 'no offense'. as if it's a pass to be an asshole.

Say. Her. Name.


“I’m not racist/sexist/homophobic/misogynistic, but…”
You only live once.

Wrong.

You live everyday. You only DIE once.
Don't play the victim

(never was and never will)
ok.

2 letters to piss you off
Can I axe you a question. . .
It's all in your head .

No shit, isn't that how mental disorders usually work?
Half a dozen of one or six of another.

Or... Neither here or there.

If you use these, you just flunked my IQ test.
Oh, and losers that use mother fucker as a modifier.
You too. That is a sorry reply for thank you or goodbye.
Narcissist

(That is a very over used word that pisses me off. Come on have a better word to say. Stop over using it. It is boring)
I have a great ideal.
Those who can do... those who can't, teach.
There are a lot of things that are annoying you know, things that bug you, you know, a lot, you know, people are always saying, you know, stupid things, you know, that show they aren't educated, you know, that just drive you crazy, you know.
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Half a dozen of one or six of another.

Or... Neither here or there.

If you use these, you just flunked my IQ test.


P- My CAD instructor in college was famous for using both of these all the time. He also did this stupid little clap of his hands while saying it. I did not care much for that man.
You made me....

(It is the most annoying thing you can say to me becuase I didn't make you do anything. Anything. You have free will to do whatever you want to do)
Something I've noticed from many of my US friends online. "I could care less.." This truncated version is the complete opposite of what people are meaning, due to them truncating the important part.. "As if I could care less..." The first means that you care, and that you could lessen the amount you care. The second means you cannot care any less than you do, which is what most people mean.

Or as we downunda say it "I couldn't care less..."
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Something I've noticed from many of my US friends online. "I could care less.." This truncated version is the complete opposite of what people are meaning, due to them truncating the important part.. "As if I could care less..." The first means that you care, and that you could lessen the amount you care. The second means you cannot care any less than you do, which is what most people mean.

Or as we downunda say it "I couldn't care less..."


This makes me laugh becuase it is true but also becuase well t reminds me of the Breakfast club. I know random.UEmGqVE5YTfa47bN
I don't like tea.
I just can't wrap my head around it
"If it doesn't leave you breathless, sweaty and ready to fade, it's just not worth doing."
"I just need to ask you some security questions before you pay your bill...."

....does it really matter? who else is going to pay my bills?? lol

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

" It's all good " Actually it isn't, it's fucking awful at times. for a lot of people for most of their lives.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


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There are a lot of things that are annoying you know, things that bug you, you know, a lot, you know, people are always saying, you know, stupid things, you know, that show they aren't educated, you know, that just drive you crazy, you know.


Yes, I know, lol
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Quote by urguyScott
There are a lot of things that are annoying you know, things that bug you, you know, a lot, you know, people are always saying, you know, stupid things, you know, that show they aren't educated, you know, that just drive you crazy, you know.


Yes, I know, lol
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
"It's all so surreal...". Nobody used to say this and it was meaningful. Anything good that happens to anyone now is surreal. It has now become an overused catch phrase like "I'm just saying...". I know...you just said it.

Or maybe it's me but I'm also getting a little tired of, "Whaaaaaat?" as a response to everything.
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You made me....

(It is the most annoying thing you can say to me because I didn't make you do anything. Anything. You have free will to do whatever you want to do)


I like that. Well put.



It annoys me when you are talking to someone and you realize they are just waiting for you to stop so they can say something, rather than actually listening. It is a monologue pretending to be a dialogue.

Actual listening is becoming a lost art.
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I like that. Well put.

It annoys me when you are talking to someone and you realize they are just waiting for you to stop so they can say something, rather than actually listening. It is a monologue pretending to be a dialogue.

Actual listening is becoming a lost art.



Thank you Verbal and I agree with you.

Another thing that bothers me when people say things that they are disgust, annoyed, upset, dislike, think stupid, and shameful for saying and doing. But in return they do and say the same things.

(That is what annoys me. Don't be fake and say things you do hate when you do them yourself. You are just being a hypothetic and that is pitiful nonetheless.)
Whatever (typically as their final offering in an argument/discussion).