“I’m not racist/sexist/homophobic/misogynistic, but…”
You only live once.
Wrong.
You live everyday. You only DIE once.
You live everyday. You only DIE once.
Don't play the victim
(never was and never will)
ok.
2 letters to piss you off
Can I axe you a question. . .
It's all in your head .
No shit, isn't that how mental disorders usually work?
Half a dozen of one or six of another.
Or... Neither here or there.
If you use these, you just flunked my IQ test.
Oh, and losers that use mother fucker as a modifier.
You too. That is a sorry reply for thank you or goodbye.
Narcissist
(That is a very over used word that pisses me off. Come on have a better word to say. Stop over using it. It is boring)
Those who can do... those who can't, teach.
There are a lot of things that are annoying you know, things that bug you, you know, a lot, you know, people are always saying, you know, stupid things, you know, that show they aren't educated, you know, that just drive you crazy, you know.
You made me....
(It is the most annoying thing you can say to me becuase I didn't make you do anything. Anything. You have free will to do whatever you want to do)
Something I've noticed from many of my US friends online. "I could care less.." This truncated version is the complete opposite of what people are meaning, due to them truncating the important part.. "As if I could care less..." The first means that you care, and that you could lessen the amount you care. The second means you cannot care any less than you do, which is what most people mean.
Or as we downunda say it "I couldn't care less..."
I don't like tea.
I just can't wrap my head around it
"If it doesn't leave you breathless, sweaty and ready to fade, it's just not worth doing."
"I just need to ask you some security questions before you pay your bill...."
....does it really matter? who else is going to pay my bills?? lol
" It's all good " Actually it isn't, it's fucking awful at times. for a lot of people for most of their lives.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
"It's all so surreal...". Nobody used to say this and it was meaningful. Anything good that happens to anyone now is surreal. It has now become an overused catch phrase like "I'm just saying...". I know...you just said it.
Or maybe it's me but I'm also getting a little tired of, "Whaaaaaat?" as a response to everything.
Whatever (typically as their final offering in an argument/discussion).
The Almighty Space Potato
"Do you need a bag?" as they hand over things that I clearly cannot carry such as a full weeks worth of food.
"Do you need a hand?" whilst watching you struggle to carry something that is clearly heavy.
I know both mean well but they just get on my nerves.