Irregardless. There is no such word!!! The correct word is regardless. The phrase "at the end of the day" is so overworked, and meaningless. The phrase "going forward" is used quite frequently in business meetings and I just want to scream "what other direction should we go?"
There are others, lots of others.
"Can I help you?
Noo ive just been standing in this line for fun -.-
Awesome! The most overused word ever.
When people say "Needless to say" followed by some Snarky comment... It was needless so why say it? When you're at the check-out and asked "would you like to buy a bag"... I like to respond with "No, I'm with the local circus, I'm gonna juggle them to the car"! Have to agree with ChuckEPoo with the "awesome" comment. However I too am guilty of over using it. BUT needless to say, its only because ... I am Awesome!!!! lol
No problem
Dude
Bro
Awesome
Guys ... when applied to pardons without testicles by witless "servers"
Servers
My personal one is when people ask "are you a natural redhead" I mean look at my hair, its bright fucking red! of course its not natural. I mean yes I do have a dark red hint to my hair naturally but its not this dam bright from birth x
It is what it is
What an overused phrase!
Yolo
Swag
Thot(That Hoe over there)
BAE(Before anyone else)
hun (I detest being called 'hun')
yolo
ratchet
crunk
Can we retire these?
EDIT: ...and this one (drumroll)
Bloody
On being deep in thought/worried/bereaved and addressed by a annoyingly cheerful total stranger: "Cheer up love, it might not happen!!"
On struggling (as always) down the road with a walking aid and addressed by a total stranger with a patronising grin: "What have you done to yourself then?!"
On listening patiently to an over-talkative friend: "To cut a long story short..." (cue 20 minutes of mind-numbing anecdote)
Abbreviating any words to shorten them, like adorbs, yolo, cray cray. I can't stand that.
I'm So Turnt Up
Well there's that
Hon/hun
"like" next to every other word
It, like, drives me crazy!
People saying "Can I touch your hair," while they are reaching for it. Why would you think I want your nasty hands in my hair.
Mostly Caucasian Guys opening a conversation with: (1) You remind me of this black girl I used to know. (2) I dated a black girl before. (3) I always wanted to go out/sleep with a black girl.
My response: So.
End of conversation.
People in general saying "So what are you?" Because, it is absolutely necessary for you to categorize me in order to continue the conversation. I do like that look you get when I ask, "What do you mean?" And, wait for an explanation that is going to make you look ignorant. But, I pretend to be real patient while they find the words.
Kind reminder.
Any person sending an email with the words "kind reminder" is not reminding you kindly. When they say "kindly" what they actually mean is that they want to punch you hard.
I hate it when people say, "Whatever". It's a slightly more polite way of saying go fuck your self.
For me, it has to be the double negative.
The double negative uses two negative words in the same clause to express a single idea.
For instance,
I do not know nothing
The two negative words in this sentence, "not" and "nothing", cancel each other out to give a positive. So "I do not know nothing" could be interpreted as "I know something".
I hear this all the time, even on TV, and it makes me cringe something awful.
I'll show you a few more examples:
I didn't do nothing
I never saw nobody
I can't find my vibrator nowhere
That won't do you no good
LIKE...What she like says!! Its very annoying...like...get an education!!
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