Are we getting too old??

15 Oct 2013

You know you're getting old if you think 1990 was only ten years ago.

My twentieth high school reunion is next year. I'm saying things like, "twenty years ago..." I can't eat onions after six o'clock anymore. What the fuck?!

Go hard, or go home. If you're at home, like me, you're old.

And amen on Idiocracy. A brilliant movie, and a frightening prophecy of what's coming. NOT SURE!

My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill.

15 Oct 2013

Quote by freesoul

I did and I also found this one teehee (and I so agree with you about getting wiser, I do hope the people in the anecdotes get wiser too lol)

So you also saw this quote on google, do you believe it !

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15 Oct 2013

Quote by Strangerlyd

So you also saw this quote on google, do you believe it !

Actually, this is WRONG ... it was Benjamin Franklin that said that!! Whistle

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15 Oct 2013

Quote by freesoul

I did and I also found this one teehee (and I so agree with you about getting wiser, I do hope the people in the anecdotes get wiser too lol)

Actually this is wrong ... it was Benjamin Franklin that first said that!! Whistle

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

15 Oct 2013

Quote by asleep

Actually, this is WRONG ... it was Benjamin Franklin that said that!!

Thank you, for correcting the internet, Asleep.....

Well, there is your prove Freesoul, we can not confirm the quotes on the internet.

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15 Oct 2013

Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Is it just me or should I just bang my head against the wall repeatedly until it all makes sense?

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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener, and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

hmmm no its

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15 Oct 2013

Quote by Strangerlyd

So you also saw this quote on google, do you believe it !

HAHAHAH

no, made me laugh tho! :D

15 Oct 2013

Quote by asleep

Actually this is wrong ... it was Benjamin Franklin that first said that!!

Dang, I thought I had it all figured out!! biggrin

16 Oct 2013

Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Is it just me or should I just bang my head against the wall repeatedly until it all makes sense?

Not age, just observing incredulous stupidity. They maybe have been hit too often! violent1

Quote by sprite

which brings me to my question... how many is a baker's half dozen?

Six, the thirteenth is my tester! eat

You're as old as you feel. Just keep on taking the sex juice.
For me 675-lick

and my wife b229

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Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

17 Oct 2013

I am getting too old. The music in the charts is nowhere near as good as in the late 80's 90's.

9 Jan 2014

Nah, you are only as young as you feel.

28 Jan 2016

i'm 24 traped in a 71 yr old body

what's up sunshine