Have you seen any cool bumper stickers?
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Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
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Welder have hotter rods.
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I recently saw one down at the $2 shop that said, "Sponsored by Centrelink". Brilliant on the back of a shitbox.
There was another with the silhouette of a stripper dancing on a pole that read, "Proudly supporting single mothers". I nearly fell over laughing.
Then there's the zombie versions of those stick family stickers. And better yet, the "making my stick family" version, with the dad ploughing into the mum from behind. Always makes me laugh when I see it.
There was another with the silhouette of a stripper dancing on a pole that read, "Proudly supporting single mothers". I nearly fell over laughing.
Then there's the zombie versions of those stick family stickers. And better yet, the "making my stick family" version, with the dad ploughing into the mum from behind. Always makes me laugh when I see it.
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I used to have one that said "If you think this car is dirty try a night with the driver"
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Screwloose still has that one Keira..lol
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Not cool but funny at least to me. I saw this "Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister."
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Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
I love this one!! I saw it years ago and always remembered it. Another good one is: "Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids"
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A reaction to "Visualize world peace":
"Visualize getting off your hippie ass and getting a job."
"Visualize getting off your hippie ass and getting a job."
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A reaction to "Visualize world peace":
"Visualize getting off your hippie ass and getting a job."
I've actually seen one that says, "Visualize whirled peas". It was much easier to imagine.
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I once saw one that said "Have you been judgmental today?"
That's kind of a judgmental thing to ask, don't you think?
That's kind of a judgmental thing to ask, don't you think?
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Saw one on a car earlier today that said... "Gas, Grass or Ass... Nobody rides for free" - certainly made me chuckle!
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Saw one that read "Not certified to enter the Republic of California"
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Reduce traffic-Kill yourself..
I have that one on my car..Was on there when I got it I swear
I have that one on my car..Was on there when I got it I swear
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If you want up my ass I'll pull over...just saw that one the other day.
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