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Is anyone horny right now?
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Totally, and all the time.
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i'm always horny and naked for a woman
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I was 30 minutes ago .. then I had steak and chips for dinner .. its satisfied and gone floppy now but thanks for asking.
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Quote by simplyjohn
I was 30 minutes ago .. then I had steak and chips for dinner .. its satisfied and gone floppy now but thanks for asking.
Damnit I am always 30 minutes too late and Im fed up of competing with steak and chips
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quote by kiera
Damnit I am always 30 minutes too late and Im fed up of competing with steak and chips
I must cry foul here... for 9th cousins of yours who forum perv over you... when you've posted in a forum such as this... it is a bit disappointing when what is seen is a comment about SJ, steak and chips... no offense SJ
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Soooooooo horny.....................
I'm not while the penalty shoot out is on!
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Yes. Always.
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Yes....yes I am. That's always the case.
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Im sooooo horny!!!! Last time I had sex was 3 months ago. That was when I had my sexy slut riding my cock while the wife was away...... 
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simplyjohn wrote:
I was 30 minutes ago .. then I had steak and chips for dinner .. its satisfied and gone floppy now but thanks for asking.
Damnit I am always 30 minutes too late and Im fed up of competing with steak and chips
Kiera, dear ... SJ is just reaffirming a fact of life about guys: They are EITHER horny OR hungry. Give him a bit of time and he will be horny once again!
I was 30 minutes ago .. then I had steak and chips for dinner .. its satisfied and gone floppy now but thanks for asking.
Damnit I am always 30 minutes too late and Im fed up of competing with steak and chips
Kiera, dear ... SJ is just reaffirming a fact of life about guys: They are EITHER horny OR hungry. Give him a bit of time and he will be horny once again!
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Always, even when i think im not , i am ..
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Quote by kiera
Damnit I am always 30 minutes too late and Im fed up of competing with steak and chips
Look we have had this conversation before .. I am willing to fit you in (or should you say that lol
) so next time I will call/text and we can enjoy each others bodies for a couple of minutes whilst the steak is in the grill .. there see .. everyones happy! Site administrator
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simplyjohn wrote:
I was 30 minutes ago .. then I had steak and chips for dinner .. its satisfied and gone floppy now but thanks for asking.
Damnit I am always 30 minutes too late and Im fed up of competing with steak and chips
Kiera, dear ... SJ is just reaffirming a fact of life about guys: They are EITHER horny OR hungry. Give him a bit of time and he will be horny once again!
I think that should read .. They are rarely horny and always hungry.
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Quote by simplyjohn
I think that should read .. They are rarely horny and always hungry.
I'm always "horny" but it does me no good ... well ... well .... I guess that explains my expanding waistline